I saw some tiktok where someone was working for the “avengers assistant hotline’ receiving way too funny calls and I thought - why not let Y/N be one of their assistants and have them receive a call about his boyfriend?
Too funny to me.

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I saw some tiktok where someone was working for the “avengers assistant hotline’ receiving way too funny calls and I thought - why not let Y/N be one of their assistants and have them receive a call about his boyfriend?
Too funny to me.
Tony: Hey, where did that ring came from?
Peter: Do you like it? I found it in the sock drawer
Tony:
Peter: It's like it was made for me
Tony: I know... It's almost like an engagement ring
Peter: *smug* I know
Tony: So... you just got engaged to me... without me?
You: Wow, your family is shit. You should get a new one
Loki: Yeah, well, that's impossible
You: Not really
You: You could always start one with me
Legend has it...
Tony walks into the common room of the STARK TOWER
Tony: Y/N ? Why are you still awake it´s *checks watch* 3am
You: *tired* I seem to have insomnia or something...
Tony: Oh, been there...done that...
Nat: *walking in* Been where? Did what?
Tony & You: Insomnia...
Nat: *nods* Ahh...
Bucky walks in with Cap
Tony: *lifts an eyebrow* Where have you two been hanging? Shouldn´t you be fast asleep by now...given your age?
Nat: *snorts* Midnight bathroom break...*kisses Caps cheek*
Cap: HA HA! Very funny... *Hugs her*
Bucky: *grabs water out of fridge* Why are you all awake? *throws one to Steve*
You: Couldn´t sleep
Cap: *catches water bottle* All of you? *sits on chair*
Tony: *slumps down on sofa* Nah, I just came back from a party... *grins*
Nat: Mission with Clint took longer than expected...
Loki walks in with Thor
Tony: THE HECK! When I wanna throw a party you are all snoozing by 10..NOW you are all awake?!
Thor: We just came back from Asgard...Why are you all still awake?
Tony: *points at Nat* Mission
*points at Cap and Bucky* Bathroom break
*points at himself* PARTY
*points at you* Insomnia
Thor: On Asgard Legend says; when you can not sleep you are awake in someone elses dream. Or someone is thinking about you.
Loki: *leans against the counter next to you*
You: *grumpy* When I find out who is not letting me sleep I´ll kick his shins!
Everybody: *laughing*
Loki: I´d rather prefer for you to kiss me. You can´t hold me acountable for dreaming of you... I missed you!
Everybody: *jaw drops down*
Tony: *whispering* Smooth reindeergames, finally!
You: *staring at Loki*
Loki: *winks, takes your hand, leads you to the door*
You: Where are we going?
Loki: To bed... *grins*
Tony: I don´t think he´s talking about sleeping...
Thor: Most definetely not *grins*
Tony: *chuckles* Ah well, if we are all awake now anyways.
JARVIS Bring on some music
Everybody: *heads to bed*
Tony: OH COMMON!
Y/N: Well well well, a crystal ball huh? Can you read my future, handsome?
Mysterio: I will, you are going to die, by my hand.
Peter: I feel like I'm finally conquering my fear of ghosts.
Shuri: That's the spirit!
Peter: Where!?
Loki: yo, low-key, nobody likes you
Thor: well that high-key makes me feel like shit
Loki: I low-key wish I cared