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for the sake of not breaking links (bc i have a couple hcs that are under read mores due to triggers) i’m going to go ahead and archive this blog now. my new blog will have the same url as this one, though, so it should be easy to find me!!
Headcanons: Popular Yanderes x Oblivious!Smart!Reader
Imagine a prestigious high school where everyone worships these elite students. They’re untouchable, admired, feared. And then there’s you—head buried in a book, completely unbothered, accidentally making them fall hard.
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The Rich & Influential Ones
The Rich Popular Girl — Elegant, ice-cold heiress. Everyone wants her approval. She’s used to people kissing up to her.
· First Encounter: You bump into her, don’t realize who she is, just say “Oh, sorry!” and keep walking while reading your notes. Her entourage gasps. She stands frozen—not angry, but intrigued.
· Obsession Trigger: You ask her for a pencil in class like she’s anyone else. No flattery. No fear. She lends it to you, and when you smile so casually, something in her chest snaps. She wants that smile aimed at her forever.
· Yandere Style: Subtle, controlling. Buys the library to renovate it because you mentioned the lights were dim. Transfers anyone who gets too close to you to another school. You just think they moved.
· When You’re Obliviously Smart: You help her with an economics concept, explaining it simply, then wander off to lunch. She stares at your retreating back, gripping the table edge, whispering, “You don’t even know what you’ve done to me.”
The Rich Popular Boy — Charismatic, princely type. Flashes a smile and hearts melt. Master of grand gestures.
· First Encounter: He holds the door for you. You mutter a distracted “thanks” without looking up from your phone. He’s used to blushing and stammering. You gave him nothing. His eye twitches—with delight.
· Obsession Trigger: In group work, you treat his ideas like anyone else’s, even disagreeing with him logically. His friends are horrified. He’s absolutely enchanted. You see him, not his money or status.
· Yandere Style: Lavish and suffocating. Buys you things “anonymously” that just keep appearing. Has your schedule memorized. Dismisses staff who inconvenience you. Thinks it’s romantic; it’s surveillance.
· When You’re Obliviously Smart: You solve a complex problem he’d been pondering, casually, while eating chips. He slams his hand on the desk, eyes wild. “How are you so brilliant and so blind to me at the same time?!” You: “Huh? You okay?”
The Smart & Admired Ones
The Smart Popular Girl — Top of every class, sharp-tongued, effortlessly perfect. People ask for her notes like pilgrims.
· First Encounter: You’re both reaching for the same reference book. She expects deference. You just say, “Oh, you need this? We can share,” and plop down at a table together. No competition, just casual camaraderie.
· Obsession Trigger: You challenge one of her arguments with a better-sourced point, but it’s not a show—it’s genuine academic passion. She’s never met an equal who doesn’t want to defeat her. You just wanted to talk about the topic.
· Yandere Style: Possessive academic rivalry turned devotion. Hacks into school records to be your partner for everything. Memorizes your citations. Leaves “helpful” notes in your locker that are increasingly personal. “I noticed you yawned twice today. Sleep 8 hours. I need you at peak performance. Only I deserve your best.”
· When You’re Obliviously Smart: You ace a test and she’s watching you with heart eyes, but you’re oblivious, saying, “That question 12 was tricky, right?” She’s thinking: You’re the only one worthy. I will cage your brilliance so it shines only for me.
The Smart Popular Boy — Glasses-wearing, cool and calculated. Student council president. Perfect facade.
· First Encounter: He’s giving a speech. You’re in the front row, not staring dreamily, but scribbling your own project notes. He nearly stumbles over his words because why aren’t you looking?
· Obsession Trigger: You help a junior with a problem he was assigned to handle, before he could swoop in. You just solved it and left. He follows you to thank you, and you wave him off: “No big deal, everyone would do that.” No. They wouldn’t. And now he’s obsessed with your mind.
· Yandere Style: Psychological. Engineers situations where you need his help, but you keep solving them yourself, driving him crazier. Keeps a file on you—likes, dislikes, daily routes. Considers it “research.”
· When You’re Obliviously Smart: You point out a flaw in the school’s system he designed. Instead of being offended, he stares at you, a slow smile spreading. “Of course you noticed. Only you.” You tilt your head. “Anyone paying attention would.” No. Only you. Only ever you.
The Athletic & Worshipped Ones
The Athletic Popular Girl — Team captain, fierce, sweaty, still gorgeous. Crowds cheer her name.
· First Encounter: A ball flies toward your head during outdoor reading. She sprints to save you—but you catch it one-handed without looking up from your book. Toss it back. “Careful.” She’s red-faced, not from the run.
· Obsession Trigger: You go to a game because your friend dragged you. While everyone screams her name, you’re doing calculus in the stands. She scores, looks up seeking your eyes—you’re not watching. She plays viciously the rest of the game, trying to earn a glance.
· Yandere Style: Protective and physical. Slams people into lockers for talking about you. “Accidentally” hits opponents harder if they looked your way. Becomes your self-appointed bodyguard. You just think she’s super friendly.
· When You’re Obliviously Smart: You calculate a perfect angle for her throw, explaining the physics. She’s staring at your lips, heart pounding. “Can you… say that again slower?” She’s not listening to the science; she’s memorizing your voice.
The Athletic Popular Boy — Star player, cocky grin, towel over shoulder. Life is his fan club.
· First Encounter: He jogs past, expects you to stare. You’re measuring a plant specimen for biology, muttering about stomata. He stops dead, turns around, walks back. “Hey.” You look up, blink. “Hi. Do you need something?” He’s never felt so… ignored. It’s exhilarating.
· Obsession Trigger: He overhears you analyzing game strategy—better than the coach—but you’re just doing it for a math model. He bursts into the classroom, knocks over a chair, grabs your shoulders: “You. Come explain that to the team.” You: “I’m busy. Maybe later?” Later? He’s never been denied. He stands outside the classroom pacing until you’re done.
· Yandere Style: Puppy-like but intense. Follows you around, ditching practice to sit where you sit. Cheers explode when he scores, but he’s looking for your face in the crowd, desperate. If you’re absent, he plays terribly. Gets jealous if you tutor anyone else, breaking the pencil in his hand.
· When You’re Obliviously Smart: You create a diet plan and exercise formula for him based on metabolic science, just because he mentioned a goal. You hand it over casually. He falls to his knees in the hallway. “Marry me.” “What? No, I have a quiz. Bye.” He stays on the floor, clutching the paper like a sacred text.
☕ Bonus: When They All Realize They’re Competing
· The popular kids start noticing each other’s obsession. Glares across the cafeteria. Sabotage attempts. You, oblivious, think they’ve suddenly become friends because they’re always near you.
· You’re eating lunch, surrounded by the richest heiress, the student council president, and the sports captain. They’re offering you food, help, protection—you just say, “Wow, everyone’s so nice today! Did I miss a memo?” They exchange murderous looks behind your back. Mine.
· You’re too smart not to notice eventually? But your obliviousness is a shield and a weapon. They’re all unraveling, and you’re just calculating the caloric content of your meal in your head.
BumbleBlades Interfacing Headcanons
People liked my valveplug sketch of them and that brings me joy, so now I wanna yap about my interfacing headcanons with them. Already posted some on my main, but... I like these two and have more. More detailed though, so you have been warned
Before I get into it:
These are all in my little headcanon world where I believe they became amanti (Cybertronian equivalent of dating) around a year before RBA and eere talking over comms a bunch in that time, and because of that, I think their dynamic has changed a bit. Blades is leader of a team consisting of HIGH TIDE and QUICKSHADOW, and much of his hero worship of Bee has turned into regular admiration instead of putting him on a high pedestal. I also headcanon he has more experience with dating (look at how he acts and tell me he wasn't the type to sneak out of class to go hang with some mech in his academy years), while Bee was a child soldier who grew up in a war and didn't have time for dating, so Blades is his first everything.
Basically: Blades is a lot more forward while at first, Bee was "0/////o" about interfacing. Blades had to pull him out of his shell a bunch
Doesn't come up much but still: RBA WASTED NOT HAVING ATTACK HELICOPTER BLADES LIKE HE DID IN HIS RID2015 CAMEO!!!! IDC WHAT YA'LL SAY, HE IS NOW AN ATTACK HELICOPTER. I literally just use this design for him in my mind, lol
Anyways, headcanons!
Awkward Moment: Got caught talking to an empty vehicle!
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You get caught talking to your bot partner by a random human when they’re supposed to be hidden/incognito !
Suitable for afab and amab readers!
No beta reading because I want to get food instead lol
Note: This piece is old as fuck and I never posted it because I wasn’t happy with it, but I’ve decided to just say fuck it and post it anyways to get it out of my head, lol. Not my proudest work but the concept itself is still cute imo
CW/TW: SFW but suggestive, MDNI, gender neutral human reader, established relationships, protective Arcee, cheesy Rodimus and Mirage, crying/mild hurt comfort in First Aids, some strangers are nice, some are rude, and some are just oblivious. Inclusion of personal food related headcanons in First Aids part!
Names used: Babe, baby, sweetspark, love, a stranger calls you dude in Arcees,
Characters: Rodimus, Arcee, Mirage, First Aid
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Rodimus
After one too many times nearly getting caught talking to an empty sports car, Rodimus had simply gotten used to having his holoavatar in his passenger seat when hanging out with you in public. It lead to a fair few moments that fogged up his windows though, as he had a thing for risk, but at the moment he was on his best behavior. Relaxed and enjoying spending time alone with you. No work, no Magnus or Megatron nagging him, no Drift trying to race him- not that he minded that one- just nothing to interrupt. Right?
You’re leaning against his drivers side door in the front seat, laughing and chatting with your beloved partner. His brunette avatar leaning against the opposite door, one leg propped up on his seat and an arm behind his head in a relaxed pose.
Hello! May I ask for baji boyfriend headcanons?
haihai, hello, yes! this includes a bit of smut but it is mostly fluffy, hope you enjoy anonnie! ^^
boyfriend!baji keisuke who lets you, and only you play with his hair. he doesn’t even let his mom, ryoko baji, mess with his hair. he has a specific routine for it and everything, and is probably the only thing about himself he cares a lot about.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who met you from his school, when you had transferred and was put into his class. when you noticed him staying longer than usual, trying to work on some dumb math he couldn’t figure out, you had offered to tutor him. it sort of just.. advanced, from then on.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who always keeps an arm wrapped around you, or his hand on your body somewhere at all times whilst in public. whether it be holding your hand, having an arm slung over your shoulders to keep you close, or if it was just his hands on your waist, it didn’t matter.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who either takes you on the most romantic dates in the most secluded, beautiful spots to spend time with him, or he’ll take you on the most unromantic date ever. and even then, you’ll still enjoy it, cause your with the love of your life.
boyfriend!baji keisuke whenever your upset and mad at him, (it’s his fault every single time) he’ll always apologize after he gets over his own stubborn brashness, giving you little kisses and even going as far as to try making food for you; be it, it was burnt, but it was sweet nonetheless.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who introduced you to his mom in a nonchalant way, but, to you, it was obvious he was feeling anxious and nervous by the way he was fidgeting and looking everywhere but his mom. and, by the end of the day, he was pretty sure his mom loved you more than he does.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who never hides things from you; not when he got hurt, hell, you were the one who patches him up. not when you think he’s doing something on his phone, cause he’ll give it to you to go through all you please. he never hides anything from you, because he has no reason to.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who loves your chest; whether or not you had breasts, or if you transitioned, or if you just didn’t have any at all, he didn’t care, he loved it. he’ll be burying his face into your chest every single chance he gets, latching his lips onto the nub and sucking like a man starved.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who has a low sex drive; but, when he’s around you, he swears his dick is hard at almost all times. especially when you sit on your lap, your butt pressing against him. and, oh, god, he’s rock hard whenever you’re being extra clingy and needy, giving him kisses all along the sensitive column of his neck.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who’ll always keep his tough act up in public, but he visibly is softer with you. it’s completely different behind closed doors—he’s like a little baby who just wants to be in your arms constantly. whenever you photograph or video it, however, he gets so embarrassed and offended, cause he knows you’ll use it against him someday.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who desperately went to his mom on the day before your anniversary, to ask what he should get you. he doesn’t know what kind of stuff you would like; he was never interested in girls, or boys when he was a teen. you were his first love.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who ended up buying the best gift he could possibly think of that day, thanks to his mothers advice. was it a good idea? maybe, maybe not. are the both of you still a bit young? yeah, yeah, but that’s okay.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who, the day after, on the both of yours’ anniversary, got down on one knee at the restaurant he’d taken you to. he was visibly sweating and fidgeting, clearing his throat the entire night, and now you knew why, as he asked you to marry him.
boyfriend!baji keisuke who was a happy man, now known as your fiance. ♡
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Shark bait men as boyfriends 🦈🤍
Part one / part two
A/N- I feel like nobody will know shark bait on here but I really wanted to post anyway..
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Rhin
- oh he’s sweet.
- super kind and caring, he’s very domestic. He likes to be soft with you, he likes you wearing his clothes (canon), he likes you being all sweet with him, even if it’s cheesy.
- he gets jealous even if he doesn’t seem like he’s the type to. Which usually ends up with him leaving scattered love bites in a fit of rage then getting embarrassed about it and telling you to cover them.
- he’s super smart. Loves to give you tons of fun facts.
- sometimes wants to just live a normal life with you, away from war with the orcas, away from the kingdom, just to be free of stress with a ring on your finger, a cute house with a nice garden and all of the alone time in the world.
- he’s a nice in between of GW and Lee. He’s sweet like Lee, but a bit tough like GW, but not too tough where he’s a total overly confident, tough boy-douche most of the time.
- btw he’s total dad material..just throwing that out.
GW
- he acts like he doesn’t enjoy your physical affection (he’s LYING!!!)
- his face is fully flush while he’s calling it ‘stupid’ as well!
- he secretly enjoys alll the affection you give him
- now, as for him, his love language is probably acts of service.
- he fights over you, shows you he loves you by being productive and helping with stuff you could’ve easily done and saying “human, I can just do it better.”
- everyone can see he’s soft with you, even if he denies it.
- its like the ‘bad boy with a soft spot’ trope.
- late at night you two cuddle, he’s very cold, but he has a firm grip on you, so it’s futile to try and get away from him.
- he doesn’t leave ‘love bites’ he leaves full on nasty bite marks. All purple or red with the outline of his sharp teeth,
- he protects u no matter what.
Tiggy
- oh no.
- rip you
- he’s gonna have you in bed all day.
- this man is freaky deaky…
- but, he’s also best friend material.
- he’s your best friend and boyfriend.
- super funny, will definitely be the type to have you wheezing at 3am and trying to be quiet so the others don’t hear the bursts of chaotic laughter,
- gives you some of his bracelets! So you can match!
- on the contrary to GW, he loves physical affection and showing it off, will be on your lap, you on his lap, borderline making out with you in front of the others, slaps on the butt accompanied by a snicker and a small “sorry..”
- quality time is his love language! He just adores hanging out with you. Face masks and a movie or running around the palace annoying people he just likes being near you.
- you guys share clothes. He takes your oversized hoodies, you take his. It’s mutual.
- he nuzzles you a ton.
- like, cuteness aggression.
- overall, good boyfriend, can’t keep his hands to himself though..
Lee
- I don’t really like Lee, personally.
- he’s too forgiving. He forgave and defended the doctor that tied mc up and forced them to drink that the potion of lust…
- that’s just me..anyway to the headcanons now.
- he’s wholesome, picnic dates and putting flowers in each others hair, dancing in his room and making little forts.
- anytime anywhere he’ll sneak a little kiss, if it’s in public, albeit a little flushed but he’ll still sneak a small kiss on the cheek or finger tip.
- he’s really interested in games of all types, and learning. So he likes learning about random facts with you, and playing new games he got or made up.
- super energetic, he’s like a ball of energy that transfers over to you.
- he gets flustered easily.
- he hates fighting. Even if you were like “the sky is pink” and he’ll be like “yeah!”
- ‘me and my girl don’t argue she tells me to shut up and I do.’
Akhelios
- he’s very confident.
- he expects you to praise him 24/7. Ah yes mortal, more praise, more affection.
- in turn he will shower you with jewels, clothes, rooms in the castle.
- he never quite loved someone like you, be patient.
- yes, he does have kids and such. But he’s never actually cared for someone that wasn’t him. It’s a foreign feeling
- he loves you oh so much though
- he just has a weird way of showing it.
- he likes cuddles. He’ll cuddle you in front of whoever.
Stryker
- he’s extremely misunderstood.
- he misses his late wife more than anything. So when you come around looking like her he’s tripping.
- he’ll start out gently trying to push you to be like them. Her pjs, what instrument she played, her favourite foods.
- you naturally pulled away, and he feels this.
- he has a lot of self-reevaluating to do, and learns that he needs to love you for you, not for the soul of his late wife.
- he learns about you, what you like to do, what you like to eat, what you find interesting.
- it’s refreshing.
- falling in love again after losing his wife is scary. But nonetheless he spoils you. He gifts you insane gifts, he gives you massages, kisses, praise.
- he just might be the best boyfriend / husband on this list ngl.
- I know many people don’t really like Stryker because of him seeing mc for his late wife but give him a break..it’s a lot to process and he was sick in love.
- now, he’s fully in love with you, who you are.
- it’s sweet:(.
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Headcanons for Tim falling for you
Tim Bradford x reader
warnings:
a/n: im gonna be so honest i love him your honor
prompt: @sacredwarrior88: “May I please request headcanons for Tim falling in love with a female detective who's also a veteran and swore off love and relationships after her divorce?”
you’d just transferred to mid wilshire a few months prior
and from the moment tim heard you complaining about discipline and rookies needing a kick in the ass—he was head over heels
you were also a veteran, he felt a connection with you for that
he’d always make small talk with you
Jyugo x fem reader boyfriend headcanons? 👀 its ok if you dont want to ^^
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a/n: haiiii wonderful anon !! i would love nothing more than to do this headcanon !! i hope i deliver this the way you wanted, if not please lemme know if you have a different idea and ill edit this for you !
please keep these awesome request coming everyone !! i love making your ides come to life >:3 !! this is a long one so grab a snack and a drink and enjoy !
also i didn't realize until now but this is kind of gender neutral i hope that isn't an issue! if it is please let me know and i'll fix it !
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