Oct 6, 2022
A few more Jurassic Park Book Memes :)
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A few more Jurassic Park Book Memes :)
Bringing myself back from the dead to ask if you guys saw the picture Joe Mazzello took with Ariana Richards on their respective Instagrams a couple days ago
Jurassic Park 3 isn't a guilty pleasure. It's a straight pleasure, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.
Jurassic Park Novel Characters summarized.
If you have not read the books feel free to tell me what you make of this.
Tim: “I… may have just accidentally set a lemon on fire….”
Lex: “How exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?”
Tim: “Microwave for 40 minutes…”
Ellie: “why were you microwaving a lemon?”
Tim: “I read boiling a lemon helps covers up bad smells - I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges - but I didn’t have access to any pots”
Alan: “I’m not even sure why I want to ask this, but, how do you burn an orange?”
Tim: “…microwave for 40 minutes.”
Timmy: “so, I’ve always wondered: what does ‘Veni, Vidi, Vici’ actually mean?”
Ellie: “ah well, it means…” *realises she can’t be bothered to go into detail* “… it’s ‘live, laugh, love’ in Latin”
Lex and Zach: “Hey guys, today our brothers pushed us so we’re starting a Kickstarter to put them down. The benefits of killing them would be that we get pushed way less”
Meanwhile
Gray: “so what would you say is your sister’s best skill?”
Timmy: “screaming for sure. She’d have me tell you it’s computer nerd stuff, but her scream is ear splitting. What about Zach?”
Gray: “he thinks it’s picking up girls. It’s actually staring at girls until they laugh at him or feel really uncomfortable. Imagine watching a massive prehistoric creature explode out of the water and eat a shark, and all you’re doing is checking out some girls in another seat.”
Timmy: “eh, my sister was concerned about the t-Rex eating a goat because she’s vegetarian.”
Alan, assembling bones: “if I could just get this to WORK-” *kicks table in frustration*
Timmy: “Did that help?”
Alan: “Yes!”
Timmy: “Did that hurt?”
Alan: “YES… ow”