Tales of Arcadia incorrect quotes
the obligatory thing I do when I get a new interest
Claire, to Jim: If Toby doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Toby, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
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Steve: *angrily presses Eli against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Eli: ...
Eli: Are we about to kiss-
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Douxie: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?
Krel:
Krel: …Should I not have?
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Steve: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza.
Douxie: What?
Steve: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom.
Douxie: So a calzone?
Steve: You can’t just name things I dream up.
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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Toby: I choose to waive that right!
Toby: *screaming*
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Jim: Strickler! I thought you were dead!
Strickler: No, just in deep cover.
Jim: ...But it was an open casket.
Strickler: It was very deep.
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Aja: Live, laugh, love!
Varvatos: Die, cry, hate.
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Krel, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Krel, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.
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Toby: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Blinky: ...what happened?
Toby: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Eli: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Jim: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Jim: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Eli: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Steve: Making four accounts.
Eli, tearing up: Really...?
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Blinky: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Aaarrrgghh: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Claire: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Jim: What was the color called before then?
Toby: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
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Douxie as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
Douxie now: I can’t wait to go to bed.
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Claire: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Steve: I accidentally fell down.
Zoe: ARCHIE PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent!
Krel: Steve bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.
Douxie: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Krel.