(1454 words) by Cupcake_Princess
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth Legendarium & Related Fandoms
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Dís (Tolkien), Dáin Ironfoot, Glorfindel (Tolkien), Bard the Bowman (Tolkien), Sigrid (Hobbit Movies), Radagast (Tolkien), Saruman (Tolkien), Original Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Erebor | The Lonely Mountain (Tolkien), Rohan (Tolkien), Comedy, Political Intrigue, BAMF Dís (Tolkien), Awesome Dís (Tolkien), Dís-centric (Tolkien), Dís is bad at politics, but she is unhinged, it makes up for it, Thorin the Boar, Hilarity Ensues, The Author Regrets Nothing, Minor Haldir/Glorfindel, Grief/Mourning, King Dís (Temporarily), Re-embodied Glorfindel (Tolkien), Lóinn the Raven
Series: Part 2 of Resurrections Most Vexing
Summary:
“This letter was sent from Lothlórien. Knowing my brother as I do – and his minor distaste for the elves – he would not have travelled there unless it was necessary. And then there is the small matter of the key.”
“Key?”
“Never you mind,” Dís murmured. He would find out in time. They all would, for unfortunately there was now a quest to undertake. And for that, Dís needed allies. Allies competent enough to take on a dragon.
Whatever her brother was up to had better be important. Coups were so draining.
Or: Dís takes back Erebor, featuring wizard fistfights, the Boar Under the Mountain, and a naked elf in the basement.