#tommy boy

[kpulitzer]

tommy bracco (tommy boy) and ryan breslin (racetrack) singing "one" from a chorus line

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[theunknownpoetssociety]

newsies and co modern jobs with little to no explanation

jack: independent artist + stay at home dad to javeys kids

davey: teacher (ends up having a mid life crisis and then works at kath and sarah's bakery + bookstore)

sniper: nurse

smalls: some kind of coding gig

kathrine: bookstore + bakery owner w/ sarah

sarah: bookstore + bakery owner w/ kathrine

racetrack: financer (he's good with other people's money, not his own)

spot: footballer/soccer player (he's basically roy kent guys don't @ me)

crutchie: psychologist

albert: tattoo artist

specs: detective (yes im serious)

elmer: mechanic

finch: chef (makes desserts for every event and occasion in the friend group)

tommy boy: acrobat

les: joins navy but leaves to become an actor for medda

hotshot: architect

henry: sandwich artist (yes i'm taking his one of four lines literally)

jojo: tattoo artist with albert

buttons: therapist

mush: seems to have no job even though he does and refuses to explain what he actually does

romeo: drug dealer (he claims it's an art)

blink: doctor

[specss-missing-shoe]

Sometimes I just pull ships out of my ass and that's okay

[toppermostpoppermost]

Talk about lame. I can handle it if you can.

TOMMY BOY (1995) dir. Peter Segal

[your-local-turtle]

who’s your favorite newsie?

oh probably crutchie

that’s just a basic ass answer

YOU WANT THE REAL ANSWER. ITS LITTLE WHITE BOY NUMBER 27 WHO GETS MAYBE ONE SECOND OF SCREENTIME BUT HES MY SON AND IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO HIM I KILL EVERYONE IN THE ROOM AND THEN MYSELF

[lesbiandaveyjacobs]

The concept of Race hanging out with Tommy Boy and people mistaking Tommy Boy for Spot

And Tommy Boy getting more and more annoyed

[sharkchunks]

Tommy Boy (1995, Peter Segal)