#tommy boy

[kpulitzer]

tommy bracco (tommy boy) and ryan breslin (racetrack) singing "one" from a chorus line

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[theunknownpoetssociety]

newsies and co modern jobs with little to no explanation

jack: independent artist + stay at home dad to javeys kids

davey: teacher (ends up having a mid life crisis and then works at kath and sarah's bakery + bookstore)

sniper: nurse

smalls: some kind of coding gig

kathrine: bookstore + bakery owner w/ sarah

sarah: bookstore + bakery owner w/ kathrine

racetrack: financer (he's good with other people's money, not his own)

spot: footballer/soccer player (he's basically roy kent guys don't @ me)

crutchie: psychologist

albert: tattoo artist

specs: detective (yes im serious)

elmer: mechanic

finch: chef (makes desserts for every event and occasion in the friend group)

tommy boy: acrobat

les: joins navy but leaves to become an actor for medda

hotshot: architect

henry: sandwich artist (yes i'm taking his one of four lines literally)

jojo: tattoo artist with albert

buttons: therapist

mush: seems to have no job even though he does and refuses to explain what he actually does

romeo: drug dealer (he claims it's an art)

blink: doctor

[specss-missing-shoe]

Sometimes I just pull ships out of my ass and that's okay

[toppermostpoppermost]

Talk about lame. I can handle it if you can.

TOMMY BOY (1995) dir. Peter Segal

[lesbiandaveyjacobs]

The concept of Race hanging out with Tommy Boy and people mistaking Tommy Boy for Spot

And Tommy Boy getting more and more annoyed

[sharkchunks]

Tommy Boy (1995, Peter Segal)

[snurphlee]

newsies as quotes from my grade's quote list to cheer @extra-extra-unhinged up

gang this thing is 18 pages long and it's just from this yyear. ANYWAYS

Race: Six seven!!! Albert: Next time you say that I am shoving a pencil six seven inches down your throat.

Barney Peanuts: Spot, Hotshot just called me a bastard. Spot: Well are you? Barney: Yes Spot: Then it's just an opinion

Romeo: Who are we talking about? Jojo: Ryan Reynolds Romeo: Oh, my pookie

Jack (looking at a picture of Crutchie): Crutchie looks kind of fine... Crutchie: I love gay!

Jojo: My future blonde wiener dog is going to be named vanilla Smalls: Why, cause she's so basic?

Kid Blink: Hey you're gay Mush: When I grow up, I wanna be a cat Kid Blink: Yeah a gay cat

Finch: Crutchie, crochet is already a thing Buttons: No it's not Finch!! Don't dull his sparkle!!!!!

Tommy Boy: I'm gonna be fruity so I win Guess Who

Wiesel: You can't dance in here, this is the circulation gate Specs: Nothing can dull my sparkle.

Crutchie: I'm invincible..... Jack: You are not invincible, you are five foot Race on the other side of the room: Oooooooooooooooooh

Katherine: The Supreme Court is my bread and butter. Mush: Mmmmm, butter

Crutchie: Earth is going to be in debt with alien currency Tommy Boy: We're in debt in Earth currency.

Sarah: When I was little I wanted to be Rapunzel but then I cut my hair and that dream died.

also bonus quote from me almost copy-pasted from the book:

Orpheus (doing a Trump impression BUT IF HE WAS PULTZER): Nunzio knows when he’s cutting my hair, to trim a bit here and trim a bit there