A/N: Based loosely on this post. Can be read as both platonic and romantic. This is just a short drabble and doesn't have any continuity in mind, except I take some characterisation and quirks based on the IDW comics and G1 cartoon. Likes and reblogs are appreciated. I do not own any of the characters; Transformers belong to Hasbro.
Thinking about kissing your Transformers figure and it comes alive.... some decepticons like Soundwave, would be confused about their surroundings and their new size, adjusting to their new environment and scanning their surroundings to find a way to escape your room. Others like Starscream and Megatron would just straight up fire their canons at you,u demanding you to "release them of this small and tiny body". however their attempts are futile as their cannons aren't functional, and the best that they can do is make some noises and shoot a laser beam at you. You can't help but laugh at how funny the situation is. The Autobots have a better time adjusting to their new life and giant friend, though Bumblebee can be quite clumsy with his new body and may slip into the small cracks of your bookshelf or underneath the bed. Ratchet is quite concerned about their new body and how it doesn't need energon anymore to survive. Optimus is worried about the whereabouts and well-being of the rest of the Autobots. many questions run in his processor, such as: where are we? Who are you? What is a human? Have fun explaining to an old bot how their entire existence and long war is just some kind of sick and twisted entertainment for sparklings.
Your electronics and other appliances are not safe from them either, as these bots might be curious enough to stick their servo inside a toaster. Adventurous bots like Hot Rod might treat your toilet flush as some sort of wave that they can ride as they quietly sneak into your toilet at 3 am, you wake up and hurriedly try to catch them before they get flushed away. The insecticons might crawl up your vents, thinking that it would be a great place to call their home. Constructicons would make makeshift buildings out of soda cans or any trash that they could find lying around until your place smells awful and attracts quite a lot of rats and flies.
Of course there would be some fun times as well with them, your Bluestreak figure can ramble all he wants as you fall asleep and you can show him tiktoks and podcasts that the both of you are interested in. Swerve of course would be one of the bots that would assimilate to his situation pretty easily with him roughly knowing human culture from watching sitcoms and together you two can watch all of your favourite series, movies, or whatever and introduce him to a lot of human culture and expiriences. There's always going to be a fun time withJazz and Blaster around. However, your neighbours would say otherwise with the loud music that you guys listen to. At night, they would play you tunes to help you relax, study or prepare for your upcoming exams, assignments, job interview, anything really. You would bring Hound on trips to see the beautiful places in your hometown and watch the sunset or stargaze on the beautiful night together
They are shits, but they are your little shits. You take these sentient toys with you whenever you can to let them see the world outside of the war, and maybe just maybe they can finally take a breath and finally rest happily ever after.
