#transgwender616

[neccturtle]

@transgwender616 this is what it feels like to talk to you sometimes:

“i want to kick Robort Franco de Venice’s ass and stab him and run him over with a car for his disrespectful reboot of “my morning on the moon” because the original was a 1963 classic that had deep themes and the new one just has hollywood explosions and is all watered down, also it made people think Dr Balloon was a bad character for decades even making memes of him in the 2000s even though the original was not only good but super deep at the time. Robert also left his girlfriend Mary Worcestershire and called her a bitch when asked about her on friday night alive and breathing with timmy buttcheek in 2003 2 years before they divorced so he’s like such an asshole”

“Gwen what the fuck are you talking about”

(this is meant as a lighthearted joke, i love hearing you ramble i just don’t know pop culture well)

[transgwender616]

holy shit my phone just autocorrected transgender to transgwender

Did you ever think that "transgwender" was just a silly user name? No it's all part of my master plan. To replace the transgender community with the transgwender community. The plan starts with auto correcting and then ends with world domination.

[neccturtle]

Why do you have the 🇵🇷 flag in your bio? Are you a big fan of Captain America?

(It's a joke. I know it's the Puerto Rico flag)

it's actually a running joke with lots of Puerto Ricans that he's actually Captain Puerto Rico lol,

and i'm gonna be honest.

despite not liking captain america (on account of me being anti-war) i've never understood why they've never (to my knowledge) designed him with a full 50 stars to avoid confusion

i mean in comics it makes sense because drawing 50 stars over and over again sounds like a headache but not even in a live-action movie or anything?

[neccturtle]

@michoislost @transgwender616

[neccturtle]

my friend @transgwender616 introduced me to a character called "egg fu".

idk what his deal is but i sketched him

[neccturtle]

I had a dream that every post on your blog was about how Donald Duck was secretly a CIA agent. You were citing Donald Duck comics to prove your point (Mainly Paperinik)

no silly,

donald is the president.

anyways lmao fr tho, that sounds really funny

so i had to draw something, here's what i think CIA donald duck would look like:

(before and after i googled what Paperinik was)

[transgwender616]

Is it pronounced trans-djuender or trans-gwen-der?

trans-gwen-der

I for the life of me have no idea why you think it would be pronounced trans-djuender

[transgwender616]

holy name change

does 616 mean something or are they random numbers?

You and @loratheasexualagent both asked me the same thing. I'm answering yours because you asked first.

(I don't know how to crop on my computer)

I didn't like the old url "still-transgwender" because it only made sense with the context that Tumblr terminated my old blog and I'm still here. While I miss my old blog I also don't want to keep on clinging to the past.

I've always wanted my url to be @transgwender but that was already taken. So I had to add something extra.

I love demons and wanted to use 666 but someone I knew ruined that number for me. Not saying who and no it's not the Anti Christ. (Who should technically be called The Beast of the Sea)

616 has a double meaning. In Papyrus 115 the oldest known manuscript of The Book of Revelation as well as other ancient sources like Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus the mark of the beast is 616 rather than 666.

In Marvel Comics the main universe is designated as 616. The reason for this is comic writer David Thorpe came up with it by substracting 50 from 666. 616 was supposed to be the number of the Crooked World in the Captain Britain Jasper's Warp story line while the main universe would've been 238. But comic writer Alan Moore got the numbers mixed up when he wrote the storyline so now the main Marvel universe is stuck being called 616 forever.