#trick shot

[blumineck]

How Orissa Kelly gave me rope burn!

(AKA there’s a reason circus performers usually prefer silks)

ALSO

If you like this sort of nerdy content and you’d like to see me test a bunch of fantasy tropes in a suit of armour, please consider supporting The Bluminarmour Project!

The Bluminarmour Project

Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.

[pummelingbat]

Trick Shot, my 18+ MGS fan comic, is now up on itch.io for free/pwyw! 😺🥃

i also have a handful physical copies available right now! 40 pages, B+W, printed on warm off-white paper with a two color screen print cover. i print, trim, and assemble everything myself, so there is slight variation between copies. $15 +shipping, DM me if you'd like one.

CWs and general overview behind cut

contents include

18 pages of miserable coked up CQC gone wrong gone sexual ocelhira handjob (explicit)

10 pages of something upsetting between Ocelot & Major Zero (non-explicit, sex directly implied) (<- i swear i did this entire segment in a fever pitch. i think it turned out really well but it's kind of a lot.)

assortment of 1-2 page miscellanea

the ever-present spectre of bosselot, but it's never really in focus

heavy emphasis on melodrama

my in-progress Ocelot character playlist (important)

CWs for explicit sexual content and portrayals of dissociation/psychosis. sex is consensual but none of it is really healthy. warning for bad power dynamics in the one with Zero. the overall tone is fairly dismal, so like. warning for bad vibes. if you need more details, please feel free to reach out!

i made this in a little under two months, when i was freshly in the creative throes of a new muse. it's very raw, entirely fueled by that initial excitement & my desire to externalize something tangible out of it as fast as possible. i went in without any sort of plan or outline, so the result is a stream-of-consciousness series of vignettes that come together to loosely maybe form something like a character study.

it's also my first serious attempt at writing anything for MGS. i was still feeling out my voice for the characters while working on it, and there's a lot that i would have done differently, dialogue i would have tweaked, etc, had i let it stay in the oven for a little longer. overall, though, i'm still proud of the results. it was a fun challenge to see what i could harvest from my momentary inspiration and i think it looks great in print. i hope that you enjoy it. i enjoyed making it. mwah! 🥀

[dimension20official]

"If I drown I die, but if I die I'm dead" 🤿

Watch this episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! on Dropout

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Hiii!

Got another silly ask here

The Sanses with an S/O that can pull off insane trickshots, an example that comes to mind is that one episode of Gumball where Richard sets off a series of items to have a slice of pizza fly into his mouth xD

Hi! 👋

Begs you to do it all the time. Thinks it’s so cool.

Blue, Heart, Cherrybomb, Ink, Passive, Template, Pale

Tries to out do you and usually fails spectacularly. (Which gets you to laugh so win-win)

Red, Comic, Fresh, Killer, Outer, Bill, Swan, Swad

Calls you irresponsible. (He’s jealous)

Geno, Syrah, Nightmare, Ccino, Error, Shattered

You two have a running competition on who can do the best trick shot.

Reaper, Plum, Dream, Swap, Horror, Dust, Cross

[colinarcartperson]

Yeehawgust day 7 "trick shot"

[blondebrainpowered]

Annie Oakley shooting a gun over her shoulder using a hand mirror, 1899.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My boyfriend went viral online for a joke related to DnD and trick shots. He was invited on a talk show where he made a dish consisting of instant mash potatoes, dish soap, and Mike's hard lemonade.

[tippenfunkaport]

Was watching gymnastics and became overcome with the urge to draw Bow in a sparkly leotard... except that doesn't make sense because, of course, he'd be an archer.

But then... inspiration struck.