BTD Strade Murder Van / Strade Is A Serial Killer In The 1970s AU ideas.
a bunch of rambling below the cut
Takes place in the 1970s or maybe the late 1960s. Could also take place in the 80s and early 90s I suppose, but Strade would probably be able to get away with his crimes for longer in the 70s and late 60s.
Basic idea: Strade is a serial killer with a serious case of wanderlust who delights in traveling the vast, sprawling countries of Canada and the USA in his trusty van, always preferring to take the scenic routes, and lesser known byways to find small out of the way towns so he can discover the hidden charms and simple beauty of the people who live there. During his brief stay in these towns he will go out of his way to take in the local colour and experience everything these quaint little places have to offer (including their seedy underbellies), he'll strike up friendly conversations with the locals and learn where the best restaurants and bars are, taste the local food, drink the local brews, see landmarks unique to the area and generally seek out as many new experiences with as many new people as he can before hitting the open road once again, never staying in one place for too long and never knowing exactly where his next destination will be. But he doesn't leave empty handed of course, Strade always makes sure to take at least one Souvenir with him along for the ride and usually it's a terrified bound and gagged victim who never suspected the friendly stranger with the funny German accent could do something like this… but other times it's just a cheap little chachki like a fridge magnet or bottle opener. :D
Ren is his young traveling companion of course! Ren was hitchhiking up in nothern Canada somewhere, having run away from his abusive foster parents and Strade just happened to see him on the side of the road. Ren looked so vulnerable and down on his luck that Strade just couldn't resist giving him a lift. Unexpectedly Stade became endlessly obsessed with this young man and decided to "keep" him…forever. They've been traveling "buddies" ever since! So in this AU Ren has obviously still been kidnapped, horribly tortured, abused, raped, emotionally and psychologically manipulated, has terrible trauma related mental illnesses like Stockholm syndrome etc. but he takes a MUCH more active role in Strade's crimes and is his unwilling? but sometimes willing? (it's very complicated) accomplice. For example: Ren doesn't participate and will not participate in hurting, killing, torturing or raping Strade's "souvenirs" unless Strade forces him to, however Ren does purposely act as "bait" and will use his disarming short stature, handsome youthful appearance, and overtly cheerful nature to befriend people and introduce them to Strade knowing full well what might happen to them (But remember: Strade doesn't always kidnap/torture/kill people every time, he has to meet the right person or have a golden opportunity. For example; sometimes he'll just give hitchhikers a ride and let them off wherever they want to go, never knowing that had they interested Strade a bit more they might have been one of his victims…) Ren will even outright lie to people that he knows Stade will like with the promises of money, drugs, "a good time" or however he has to deceive, to get them to meet "his friend Strade." Ren also helps Strade dispose of the victim's bodies, which are "gotten rid of" in a variety of ways. I want the line of sympathy and compassion to be blurred for Ren, he is absolutely a victim, he does these things partly because some part of him knows if Strade has another victim with him, he won't be hurt as much, he does it also because he's been brainwashed and he's under the delusion that everything they're doing together is romantic somehow, that it's a rare type of love that few will ever know, etc. etc. But I think another part of him does get off on the fact that he finally has the power to control the destinies of other people by giving them to Strade, because in his own life he's never had any control over his own destiny, ever and he wants to feel powerful for once. And true power is of course power over other people. I also think there were a few times where Strade didn't actually have to force Ren to do anything to his victims, Ren took the lead without even being told to…or something like that! I'm just spitballin' here. But it should be horribly messy, sad, awful, filled with insoluble contradictions, tragedies and ruined lives.
Stade's Murder Van is a very common make and model but has a heavily modified interior in the back that's basically like his basement in cannon. It's soundproofed of course to muffle the cries and screams of his victims (Strade usually doesn't like gags that silence people, but will use them for practical purposes, he much prefers gags that hold people's mouths open.) He's got his special tools. He's got medical supplies to help his victims last longer. He's got cleaning supplies to clean up the inevitable mess. He has various custom made steel shackles, chains and collars that can be affixed to several points inside the van so he can bind and position his victims in any way he wants while they remain helpless. He has a custom made tri folding mattress / bed when he needs to sleep in the van or wants to get "intimate" with a victim or Ren, it's kinda cramped when it's all folded out and set up but Strade finds it very cozy! I imagine he has fake license plates and can make fake license plates to more easily blend into whatever state or province he happens to be in at the time, I think he'd also change up the paint job every couple of months to really throw off the law! Despite his attempts to make his van blend in to avoid notice by the cops he has an obnoxious and somewhat distinctive custom horn sound that sounds like this lol. Pretty obvious, but Strade is / was a mechanic by trade in this AU and can preform all of his own repairs too.
Strade loves to take polaroids in this AU! Since there's no camera phones, or digital cameras and film cameras are out of the question since he doesn't want these pictures to be seen by prying eyes! He considers himself an Amateur photographer and loves to take photos of nearly everything! Selfies, pictures of Ren when he's sleeping, landmarks, wildlife, monuments, pictures of a good restaurant meal, pictures of the sky, everything! He especially delights in taking pictures of his victims "before" "during" and "after" and takes great pleasure in showing off these photos to new "souvenirs" causing them great distress. He keeps them all in a locked briefcase. Maybe he sells some of these horrible photos to like underground snuff/gore/bondage/fetish magazines for some extra cash, since you know the deep web isn't a thing in the 1970s lol.
Where does Lawerence fit in? I dunno exactly. Maybe he was a potential victim. "The one that got away…" Maybe Ren convinced Strade not to turn him into a "souvenir" and they all just got high on weed together in the back of the Murder Van for a couple of hours lol. Maybe Law turned the tables and drugged them or kicked both their asses and stole a bunch of their shit and just left. I can't see Law joining them, he's too antisocial and would hate traveling, but I can see them meeting if only briefly. Maybe they're up really late at night and just cruising around in the van and see Law just laying in a cemetery all by himself. Ren thinks he's a ghost and tells Strade to keep driving, Strade laughs pulls over and tries to talk to him. Law just looks at him sighs and walks away disappearing into the shadows, never to be seen again. They both remember this encounter for the rest of their lives. :)
The only way I can see this AU ending is Ren shooting Strade in the head and turning himself into the cops, tearfully confessing to everything and getting put in prison for the rest of his life. ;))))
Okay that's all, sorry I haven't been recording stuff, I've had too much fun just reading short stories out loud to myself lately lol.
its also kinda weird how cat-people in anime (cause that's mainly where they are seen) are still treated like regular cats. like they have the same life-span(at least in most cases) of humans and same intelligence and yet they are treated like regular cats.
there's a video by dazombes talking about the hidden horrors of neko-para which i'll link
The Hidden Horrors of Nekopara - YouTube
Got to the content warning section of the video and I had to pause it for a moment simply to wonder what the hell I’m watching. It’s interesting, I didn’t stop, but oh my gosh this is so much weirder than I had ever expected. I don’t think weird is the right adjective, but I don’t know what word it is I’m looking for.
Also after watching several more minutes in I feel the need to pour bleach into my eyes. I reached a point where I started to wonder if I’m actually in hell. I got to the part about their ages and I wanted to throw up.
Then there was the part about Nekopara society. I don’t know how to put into words how I was feeling other than constant screaming.
And then I reached the section of the video about the protagonist’s sister. I don’t have anything to add other than the sheer pain I was feeling.
This is probably the most horrifying thing I’ve seen today. And to put that into perspective, today I finished reading Book of Bill, a cursed book about a nightmare demon that breaks the fourth wall Doki Doki Literature Club style. And this video was incomparably more fucked up than anything in that book.
It was definitely interesting. In a horrifying sort of way.
me on a first date: I have trauma and im afraid of being raped and my vagina doesnt work sooooooo you can go ahead and drop me off on the side of the street thanks i had fun
((Young lads Thresh and Karthus from a really fucked up AU with @thelanternwretch where Thresh also grew up in the Noxian slums and eventually joined the order of Kindred alongside Karthus. Y’all it’s not okay and these guys start an inquisition together and everything just is on fire etc.
1: Right Brain Left Brain
2: Lower Your Expectations
3: Country Song (Pandering)
4: We Think We Know You
5: Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics
6: Binary Reality
7: Sad
8: Eat A Dick
9: From God’s Perspective
I can't even describe the effort it is taking me to even write this post. i need help. i will get help. while the help is a day away, i endure. i am good at enduring. i like the word. i have never felt more tired. all the time i am paranoid of dying. maybe i will go soon. please. please. please, i hope everyone reading this never feels the way i do. for a while in my life, i saw the good in everything and i understood the individuality of humankind. nowadays i feel like a wounded animal waiting for the only certainty it has ever had: death. this will probably pass. no words can make me feel better. i feel like a wounded animal. i think writing will save me somehow.
