#true problems

[travelling-with-tuf-blog]

Micio update: Adesso la glicemia é alta (un pó troppo, ma ancora poco paragonato a quanto ha mangiato) ed io sto lavorando da casa. Siamo in maretta perché ho in grembo il pc e non c'é posto per lui. Quindi deve stare sulla sua poltrona e non sulla mia... Problemi veri, Micio, problemi veri.

[life-is-no-sugarlicking]

BIOWARE WON’T LET ME

[pilferingapples]

...is there a word for that thing where a joke/show/ reference/ other casual culture commentary on it WOULD be Fun and Entertaining but YOU KNOW TOO MUCH so your frigging brain is just screaming bibliographies at some throwaway joke but you know if you SAY anything then you’re the jerk because honestly it is just some random joke, no one cares,  no one caaaaaares  except your nerd ass?  

Because it seems like there should be a word for that. 

[grotesquevi]

spend 2 days trying to enter my fucking fortnite account only to be told there is a error with my account :-) LET ME IN I WANT TO BE A FUCKING RAT KID AND PLAY WITH MY JINX AND VI SKIN DAfuqQQQ

[x-whyareyoureadingthis-x]

Last year I was worried I'd never find a tandem partner for Japanese. Turns out you just gotta turn up at university events and boom people throw their Japanese exchange student friends at you.

[milkingstrawberries]

Having a name is so hard. I’m lucky I wear a name tag at work so I don’t forget mine but now that I’ve been out of work in quarantine I keep having to ask my mom what it is

[kingmochi]

people are so exhausting, I just want to be home eating mozzarella sticks 

[s0mebodytocryfor]

I have to write the review for the new Courteeners' album. When I'll arrive at Modern Love all I can write will be: NO FUCK OFF THIS SONG DOES NOT EXIST CHEERS