*slams tabletop* GUESS WHO PICANI’S CLIENTS ARE GONNA BE??????
Everyone’s favourite toxic couple!!! 😆😆😆😆😆
Video tomorrow!!! (I think!)
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*slams tabletop* GUESS WHO PICANI’S CLIENTS ARE GONNA BE??????
Everyone’s favourite toxic couple!!! 😆😆😆😆😆
Video tomorrow!!! (I think!)
REMILE NATION HOW ARE WE DOING TONIGHT???????????
THEY'RE IN A VIDEO TOGEHTER! LOOK AT THEM! MY BABYS! ALSO MORE SLEEP CONTENT! I AM LITERALLY ALWAYS HAPPY TO SEE MORE SLEEP CONTENT I ADORE THEM!
(I know it's not actually Picani in the video, let a man have his dreams /j)
to the other three remile fans out there—
miss americana & the heartbreak prince by taylor swift AND wish you were sober by conan gray are both remile songs <3
Ok it’s been a long day but hear me out,
Analogince in a corpse bride au…
Logan as Victor (duh)
Roman as Victoria (idk just seems right)
Virgil as Emily (another duh)
Patton as the little worm/frog that hangs out on Virgil’s shoulder or scraps
(Also thinkin about Dukeceit and Remile as the parents 👀)
They all end up together because polyamory and I would never do Emily/Virgil dirty like the movie did them
If you write this tag me, I might write it too lol, I just wanted to share :D
Welcome to the Life of Electra Heart - Masterlist
Summary: After falling into and out of a bad relationship, Roman learns that the road to recovery isn’t always linear.
Multiship fic
Warnings: Underage drinking, non-graphic nsfw mentions, angst with a happy ending, Roman making poor life choices, Emotional abuse, Unsympathetic!Janus
Archive of Our Own link
Track One: Bubblegum Bitch
Roman meets Janus. Feelings ensue.
Track Two: Primadonna
Roman learns to balance his romantic relationship with his platonic ones. (Which leaves very little room for his unbalanced self esteem.)
Track Three: Lies
Roman faces changes that he doesn’t know how to cope with.
Track Four: Homewrecker
Desperate to get over Janus, Roman turns to an old friend in order to formulate a new plan.
Track Five: Starring Role
Roman tries to get through the semester without fully unraveling. He questions his relationship with Remy.
Track Six: State of Dreaming
Track Seven: Power & Control
Track Eight: Living Dead
Track Nine: Teen Idle
Track Ten: Valley of the Dolls
Track Eleven: Hypocrates
Track Twelve: Fear and Loathing
Comfort~
[The sides, about to go to the cinema together]
Janus: I am hungry. Can I have something to eat first?
Remus: Oh yeah, hand over the food, lighties!
Patton: I think we only have bread left-
Logan: We also got some cornflakes, how about that?
Janus: Sounds about as adequate as it will get here. *starts pouring the milk first, then adds cornflakes*
[The background music changes suddenly, the world seems to become black and white]
Virgil, with a lot of eyeshadow under his eyes: Milk first?
Janus:
Virgil, fidgeting: They say,, only really,,, non good people do that.
Janus, eating: uhu?
Roman, voice quivering: Only those capable of causing pain to others would ever-
Emile, on the radio: Apparently, a dangerous criminal is still on the run! He wears a classy hat, looks like jazz! haha, what a description. Oh, he also wears a cape? Like a super villain, how cool! - uh, not that there is a potential murder on the loose, no-
Virgil, squeaking: uhh, wanna watch a dumb romcom, something chill?
Remus: What? Nah, lighties, let's watch some good old horror!
Janus: There's a great documentary on violence and crime on, too.
Logan: !
Roman: I WOULD RATHER NOT *already grabbing at his katana*
Virgil, voice distorted: YEAH I THINK ACTUALLY I AM BUSY HELPING PATTON
Patton: I am right here
Virgil: YEAH YOU HAD TO HELP ME HELP YOU IN HELPING SOM-fdskj WHATEVER WE ARE BUSY *ducks out with Patton*
SANDERS SIDES PIRATE AU
Alright. I decided to post up a preliminary plot points post for the au I'm planning. Here's what I got so far. Feel free to send in more asks about the au if you like. I'm happy to answer headcanons for the ships and some plot points.
Here we go.
💜 Analogical is the main ship
💜 Virgil is a privateer on a privateer ship.
💜 Logan is a medic on an enemy's merchant ship.
💜 While attacking/plundering the ship, Virgil who has yet to find his sea mate/partner sees Logan and is instantly smitten.
💜 He offers Logan a place on the privateer ship as his partner.
💜 Logan, surprisingly, is intrigued by his offer and says as long as his best friend and younger brother can come, he'll do it.
💜 Virgil agrees so he returns to the ship with Logan and the others: best friend Roman and younger brother Patton, who were clerks on the merchant vessel.
💜 Remus is definitely curious about the bubbly, carefree clerk from the merchant ship.
💜 Janus is enchanted by the magnificent creature that is Roman.
💜 Janus is captain and Remus is first mate.
💜 Remy is second mate. Emile is the ship medic. Nate is the ships cook. They are in a poly relationship.
That's all I've got so far. If you wanna know more, send in those asks.