multifandom pain

just a chaotic mess of 100+ fandoms

[whitevesper]

i finished first two seasons, but god. god. third season is so much angst, someone help me, i simply can’t

[kazscrows]

I don’t want a lot for Christmas, I won’t even ask for snow… All I want for Christmas is… for Shadow and Bone and the Six of Crows spinoff to get saved

[whitevesper]

body - mother mother is so adam parrish coded

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people, who reblog smth w/ commentaries hiding in tags >>>>

[whitevesper]

six of crows as things my friends have said pt. 6

nina: sometimes friends are like parents

matthias: or parents are like friends

wylan: at least your friends don’t shout at you

everybody:

nina: oh maaaaan

kaz: no they do

kaz: *looks directly at jesper*

jesper: i’m just loud! oh wait— do you finally accept me as your friend??? awwww

kaz: no

inej: yes

[whitevesper]

six of crows as things my friends have said pt. 5

nina on phone: we’re already flying to usa! wish us good luck!

inej: *waves hand from plane*

jesper: *shows phone to kaz and wylan*

jesper: half of my friends are flying to usa, while i’m studying here…

wylan: at least you are studying.

kaz: at least you have friends.

matthias on phone too: kaz, aren’t we your friends?

*silence*

*silence*

jesper: kaz?..

[whitevesper]

me while listening “love of my life” on july 27: huh, thank god, azirowley don’t match with it-

me after july 28:

[whitevesper]

plans for next 6000 years (‘til the next season):

- cry while listening “bohemian rhapsody” by queen

- cry while listening “good old-fashioned lover boy” by queen

- cry while listening “somebody to love” by queen

- cry while listening “love of my life” by queen

- cry while listening “love kills” by queen

[sanzundertale]

babygirl i will invent stages of grief you have never seen before

[whitevesper]

yes. yes.

[whitevesper]

imagine your otp

person A: *swears*

person B, who thought, that this cinnamon roll would never swear or call someone like this, or said such type of word:

[whitevesper]

listen, but… tsoa school-au??

- odysseus is that cool teacher™who allows you to leave his lesson before the break

- before school he always buys some flowers to his wife penelope, also a teacher, and brings to her lessons

- patroclus was transferred to this school because he had a fight in the last one (not his fault, but still)

- on the first day odysseus tells him to sit with achilles — this is a beginning of a great friendship (and a great romance 😌)

- chiron is a teacher of biology

- students are still not sure do they like him or are they scared of him

- he ships patrochilles together with odysseus and like always puts them in the same group (“sir why do you always let achilles and patroclus work together? — “heracles it’s a romance you idiot”)

- achilles and patroclus go to the drama class, where they meet briseis and became friends with her

- briseis came to their school on an exchange program and still don’t know language very well, so patroclus helps her

- achilles is jealous even though he didn’t tell patroclus about his ✨feelings✨, but briseis cooperates with odysseus and chiron

- and — finally! — patroclus starts dating with achilles — thetis doesn’t mind it bc she doesn’t know

[whitevesper]

part 2!!!

- agamemnon and hector are rugby team captains. achilles plays rugby very very well but he just wants to go to the music classes and chat with briseis and patroclus, not all that sport stuff

- but his father tells him to play, and odysseus — who is his friend — gets achilles to the team

- there is patroclus where there is achilles, so agamemnon takes him to the team too

- after few games agamemnon starts to flirt with briseis, and achilles, as a good friend, stops playing rugby (“agamemnon i declare a boycott”)

- on the pre-last game in the season patroclus puts his uniform so the other team will be afraid to lose

- in the beginning of a game hector hits patroclus with the ball

- and the next time achilles join the game again and just fights for patroclus, so in the end of the game nurses carry hector to the infirmary

- achilles is very happy, patroclus who just got from hospital is like “what. the. hell. have. you. done”, and briseis laughs

- and they are all happy, young and ALIVE

[whitevesper]

listen, but… tsoa school-au??

- odysseus is that cool teacher™who allows you to leave his lesson before the break

- before school he always buys some flowers to his wife penelope, also a teacher, and brings to her lessons

- patroclus was transferred to this school because he had a fight in the last one (not his fault, but still)

- on the first day odysseus tells him to sit with achilles — this is a beginning of a great friendship (and a great romance 😌)

- chiron is a teacher of biology

- students are still not sure do they like him or are they scared of him

- he ships patrochilles together with odysseus and like always puts them in the same group (“sir why do you always let achilles and patroclus work together? — “heracles it’s a romance you idiot”)

- achilles and patroclus go to the drama class, where they meet briseis and became friends with her

- briseis came to their school on an exchange program and still don’t know language very well, so patroclus helps her

- achilles is jealous even though he didn’t tell patroclus about his ✨feelings✨, but briseis cooperates with odysseus and chiron

- and — finally! — patroclus starts dating with achilles — thetis doesn’t mind it bc she doesn’t know

[whitevesper]

hedcanon that kaz was a secret heartrender.

pluses:

- he could easily hear when inej was coming (maybe he heard not steps but heartbeat);

- he could tell what people feel and manipulate them;

- he survived after firepox (somehow healed himself, no?);

- he controlled his own emotions perfectly;

- he could play cards and, not including that he had a perfect memory (like nina — also a heartrender!), he could understand peoples’ emotions;

- he he agreed to the kidnapping of bo yul bayur who invented jurda parem (that threatened grishas’ existence). yeah, we all know that “this is not about the money, kaz” but what if they were right all this time? and money is just bonus;

- when crows got to the ice court, kaz knew how to hide nina’s and jesper’s “talents”, but how? yes. bc he was a grisha too.

minuses:

- ????

- i’m still trying to think about them, but… no. my mind is clear.

[whitevesper]

eXcUsE mE

[whitevesper]

achilles and odysseus: *sitting in the jail*

odysseus: so what are we going to do now?

achilles: i would call patroclus, but i feel safer in the jail

odysseus: *thinking about penelope*

odysseus: same bro, same

[whitevesper]

omg have you ever tried to read wesper kiss scene in ck while listening to “the night we meet” from s2 soundtrack???

it’s masterpiece trust me

[whitevesper]

sometimes all you want in this life is just another “hi! we are cast of shadow and bone, and-”