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[chasingmlady]

Day 402

Today I was textually assaulted again by that most despicable of human beings, twalotspakl22. I feel that perhaps I have am being doled out some karmic retribution for some forgotten transgression of mine. Perhaps with some discussion with Terrance, I shall be able to solve this most puzzling of problems.

My schooling continues unabated, and I feel that by the end of this semester I will have increased my enlightenment tenfold.

[chasingmlady]

Day 400

Though I only recently became active once more on this most euphoric of micro-blogging websites, I decided that some celebration of the 400th day of this blog’s existence was in order. I teleconferenced with dearest Mommy and Terrance in order to enjoy some quality My Little Pony watching. I also engaged in some political discourse with some strangers on IRC, which was a most rewarding experience. I feel as though these sorts of activities increase my enlightenment tenfold upon each iteration.

As well, twalotspakl22 resumed the harassment of myself online today, forcing me to abandon my efforts to plan a teleconferenced Magic tournament in Hartsville from my residence here in Waterloo. I can only hope that with time, she will leave me alone to my quest for enlightenment.

[chasingmlady]

Day 399

Whilst posting upon my local bulletin board regarding the act of subletting my previous room, as I am no longer paying a portion of my allowance to Mommy for rent, an old acquaintance of mine posting by the username Twalotspakl22 messaged me mere seconds after my initial posting, demanding in a seemingly angered tone as to why I was no longer residing in Hartsville, South Carolina, although emotions, unlike my education, is not my forte.

It would appear as though the introductory computer science courses that are mandated at this institution do not utilize the most esteemed and excellent programming languages written by the gods, such as C++ or Fortran. It could possibly be remedied if they taught the proper language Scheme rather than bloatware DrRacket, or even the parent language Lisp.  Alas, I shall excel at the simple tasks presented unto me with grace and elegance to prove my worth to the university, and potentially secure a graduate position.

[chasingmlady]

Day 179

Today (well, yesterday) I enjoyed an afternoon of MLP with my dearest Mommy and Terrance, and afterwards voyaged onto the Internet and IRC for some euphoric discussion of the finer points of MLP culture and content. While perusing the great store of discussion that is /mlp/, I happened to succumb to the inevitable forces of fatigue and wear from my extended voyage to New York, and as such, was unable to complete this post before my accustomed time. Today I enjoyed a thought-provoking and euphoric electronic transfer of ideas with Jessica via IRC. We discussed my path to enlightenment, with Jessica presenting the idea that I simply stay at Coker, and use the force of my most auspicious brain in order that I might improve the institution as a whole. I considered this, but presented the counter-point that I might be better served by transferring to an institution in which I would be presented with new information of a more enlightening nature, which would further accelerate me on the path to enlightenment. I believe that this is the true path to enlightenment, one that is not only provided by one's own capacity to innovate, but one that is aided and abetted by a truly enlightening institution which enables one to truly use their mind to one's true capacity.

[chasingmlady]

Day 173

I have determined my route, using the most euphoric Google Maps. While the route may not be the most efficient, I feel as though it will provide the most enlightening experience, as Mommy and I will be remaining overnight in Richmond, Virginia at the meridian of our trip on Monday night, allowing me to visit the most infamous capital of the bygone Confederate States of America. I feel that my understanding of the American Civil War, and my enlightenment in relation to this great nation will increase exponentially with the visitation of this historic city, as well as other historic locations along the way, such as Norfolk (which we shall take an afternoon for) and our nations capital, Washington, which we shall visit on the second day of our travels. Jessica has moved to return to IRC chat, allowing the discussion of her reaction to my decision to travel with Mommy. While she still seems off-put by my enlightened decision, her disappointment seems to have been assuaged by the dissemination on my part of some topical MLP jokes on IRC. Terrance has opted to not participate in the euphoric journey to Ithaca, preferring instead to remain in Hartsville to study for upcoming educational examinations, the same examinations for which I do not feel I am required to be present, as I will not be a student at this so-called educational institution for very much longer. I feel as though this upcoming physical divide between myself and Terrance will further harm our friendship and we will be unable to remain friends for much longer, a heartbreaking fact that I am unable to comprehend and process at this juncture.

[chasingmlady]

Day 172

I have begun my preparations for my upcoming trip to Ithaca. I feel as though even if I am unable to sway the unwise and ill-formed opinion of the university, I will gain enlightenment from the out of state travel and the experience of visiting one of the main states for battles from the Revolutionary War. I feel as though my enlightenment in relation to this momentous occasion will increase, and I will better understand the actions and ideas of the great enlightened figures of the past, such as James Clinton and Nathanael Greene. If any of my enlightened followers have any other suggestions, I would be most pleased to receive them. Jessica seems to be holding somewhat of a grudge for my decision to not take advantage of her offer to drive my mother and myself to Ithaca, as she did not make her routine call to my place of residence today to check in on me. I feel as though she is simply unable to deal with the loss of my enlightening company for more than a few hours, as she was also not present on IRC today. Perhaps she will come to her senses before I depart for New York.

[chasingmlady]

Day 157

Yesterday while I was chatting briefly with Jessica via IRC, I had mentioned that I may be facing a shortage of Uncle Ray's Hot Chips. Much to my surprise, she arrived at my humble abode, bringing with her another large supply of chips of a most amiable nature. She also introduced me to the most interesting computer simulation that was of very different content than competing AAA game titles, entitled Goat Simulator. I feel as though it is an attempt at satire of such simulation games as Street Cleaning Simulator, and that the humor is of a most sophisticated nature, worthy of respect from one such as myself. However, I feel as though the price tag for this simulation is not justified, for I could put the necessary funds towards a new fedora to add to my most euphoric and auspicious collection. Unfortunately, I could not engage Jessica in a conversation of similar quality about Uncle Ray's Hot Chips. 

[chasingmlady]

Day 156

Today I took my good friend Paul to the Quick Stop for his name day, as I felt that that most excellent organization would be ideal for such an auspicious occasion. While Paul did not appear to appreciate the choice I made, I am sure that he was simply hiding his true feelings in order to not appear over-glad and disrupt the other customers.

Today, Jessica appeared to attempt conversation on IRC, by posting a link to an Uncle Ray-finder, however I plead illness, which was partially true, as I was afflicted with horror-inducing flashbacks of my terrible trip to the store. I feel as though someday I shall be able to explain this to Jessica, and she will understand.