#twisted jokes

[krumpkin]

Not sure who did this but I love it 😄

[fungshoe]

Wow, Christmas has crept up on us quick.

Like a pedophile at a deaf camp for kids.

[punsify1]

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[flameprincessphoebefinn]

Oh Mr Burton, your twisted dark humour slays me!

[theslackersmethod]

A Twisted ‪#‎MothersDay‬ Joke

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. "Nothing," said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?" "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as "Thank you." "Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day gift." "Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."

http://www.jokes4us.com/classicadult/mothersdayjoke.html

[rainbow-kisses68-blog]

Let me tell you a joke my 14 year old brother enjoys telling.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally!

I find that one to be a bit amusing.  He also likes to tell dead baby jokes. :| He's a strange one. 

[maliceinwonderland22-blog]

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, then how do they get baby oil?

[maliceinwonderland22-blog]

What drugs do ducks sell? Quack Cocaine.