Tf2 mercenaries and their hometowns!!
Scout: he's from Boston, Massachusetts, USA. In this city, you can find the best fried chicken ever!! Along with scout's incredibly sweet and friendly mother!!!
Soldier: he's from cave-in-a-rock, Illinois, usa. And he lives in this rock park with his 36 raccoons. It stinks there, because it smells like spam and mres.
Pyro: he's from hel- i mean, pyroland.... yeah... it smelled like burned sugar and pyro's father lives there (the devil medic met) and he smells like burned cotton candy!!! Yay!!!
Demoman: he's from ullapool, Scotland. It's a really beautiful and small scottish village with lots of drunk people and kilts.
Heavy: he's from ayan, siberia, russia. A small siberian village that is so cold, polar bears live there. Brrrr
Engineer: he's from bee cave, Texas, usa. This Texan small town is full of rodeos, bacon, and country music.
Medic: he's from a beautiful indigenous bavarian village in allgau. It's sadly a really poor village called unkoolinka. It's the last remaining indigenous bavarian village that wasn't destroyed by austria. Sadly, it feels like a third world country... he's poor. But at least he's happy!!!
Sniper: he's from the australian outback. To be more specific, he's from Tibooburra. A australian small town that has a lot of owls, cactus, and sweaty people.
Spy: despite scout's dumbass thinking paris is the only city in france, spy disagrees. Believe it or not, spy is actually from a fancy schmency big city in south france called cannes!! It has a lot of seafood, movies about middle-aged man with cigarettes, and expensive ass food. Because it's tf2 spy, what were you expecting. He's a trillionaire.
Cool, isn't it?
