Cosmere Characters Who Would Do Surprisingly Well on Other Cosmere Planets
As requested by anon (who also provided the first joke in this list). :)
[Contains spoilers for Mistborn Era 2 and for Wind and Truth!]
1. Shallan: Huge Success on Threnody
After all...she can't make fire.
2. Moash: Huge Success on Era 1 Scadrial
With that Crystal Crown of Hemalurgy, he's clearly the king of the Inquisitors!
3. Wayne: Huge success on Lumar
He already has experience on ships prone to exploding (I'm sorry)
4. Sazed: Huge success on Nalthis
I just think Sazed should get to visit a planet where he can actually interview the gods about their own religions, as a treat.
5. Ulaam: Huge success on UTol
So many limbs he can bargain for! An excuse to wear all his extra arms! A match made in heaven, really.
6. Tress: Huge success on Taldain
Tress is listening like, "Ocean of sand rather than water? Use these vines as a water source? What's weird about any of that?"
7. Lift: Huge success on First of the Sun
I think she'd adopt ALL of the chickens.
8. Siri: Huge success on Roshar
I mean, all the other protagonists from Warbreaker are already on Roshar--why not Siri too?
9. Adolin: Huge success on Era 2 Scadrial
Adolin shows up on a giant horse with a giant sword and he is instantly the coolest samurai cowboy on Scadrial.
10. Kelsier: Huge success on Sel
A planet you might die and then be locked inside a giant, mysterious city where you have to survive post-death? Kelsier's gonna be king of Elantris in like three hours.
11. Shallan & Adolin: Huge successes on Komashi
Bi4Bi on the Bisexual Planet? Instant success.
12. The Stick: Huge success on Canticle
Even the sun can't make this stick fire.
