#vampire marleau

[lavenderprose]

MY LIEGE I HAVE MADE THE GRAVE MISTAKE OF INJURING THINE PRIMARY CONCUBINE. I UNDERSTAND AND ANTICIPATE THAT THE PUNISHMENT FOR SUCH A TRANSGRESSION DOES INCLUDE THE END OF THIS PORTION OF MY IMMORTAL LIFE AT THY HAND. PLEASE ACCEPT MY MOST HUMBLE PRAYERS THAT THE CONCUBINE HOLLANDER RECOVERS WITH ALACRITY. IF I MAY HAVE ONE PARTING REQUEST, MY LIEGE, THAT MY MANY YEARS OF SERVICE MIGHT HAVE EARNED ME: TAKE THIS VESSEL QUICKLY. SWING THY SWORD WITH ACCURACY. I WILL FOLLOW YOU AS ALWAYS INTO THE NEXT LIFE. EXPRESS MY DEEPEST REGRET TO THINE WARRIOR LOVER.

Ilya, the next morning: Marley feels really bad about hurting you.

[shieldofiron]

Ilya: Ever since you got word of the day calendar, you talk like vampire. Stop it.

[mercyandmountainwater]

Vampire Cliff Marleau is constantly telling Scott Hunter the wildest things out of the blue because Cesare Borgia was his old confessor and he hasn’t fully realized they’re not the same person.

[queerasbuck]

Normal Human shane who definitely does Not have time travel powers at all: hey marley why do you call ilya 'my liege'?

vampire cliff marleau who swore loyalty to Hrærekr the Bloodstained in 798AD and became a vampire after Hrærekr's untimely death in 810AD during a raid on an english monastery specifically so he could find him in every lifetime: uhhh. how 'bout we stop talking for a while, hollander.

[rainbow-femme]

Ilya: Yeah things are weird with Montreal Jane right now. I thought we were on the same page but now it seems like she might be with someone else.

Marleau: Ah, it is the eternal toil of man to ever throw ourselves upon the flames of passion in the hopes of finding a love that is true.

Ilya: Exactlyyyyy

[hollandersbuttplug]

[icefrozenground]

do you think when ilya is chirping hunter about how old he is he asks if he remembers a random historical event like the crusades and scott just says “go fuck yourself, rozanov” but marley mutters under his breath “yes i was there with you, my captain, my leige. there was death and fire and destruction” and ilya’s just like “what? hell yeah marley we ARE on fire & we’re gonna DESTROY the admirals!!!”

[hollandcr]

I love the fanon of marleau having been alive for like 1000 years and becoming obsessed with (checks notes)

a 20-something Russian bisexual with parental issues who's in love with a nerd he met at 17

Of all the people in the world marly this is your liege???