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Velo Vampire
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Suisse by Mario. H. "Le vélo & la fontaine"
one thing that made me more mad - way more mad - than McLaren's shit strategy last weekend?
the new competition or whatever it is they've launched together with velo.
people could win the craziest fan experiences. just send in ideas - anything, really. from being McLaren's photographer and travel to races with them and design their suits or whatever your mind can come up with. like, it's a huge thing. anyone would want to take part in that, am I right?
the only catch?
terms & conditions.
cause to participate you need to be over 25 years old - yes, okay - but you also need to be a current nicotine user.
what the actual fuck?!
like, sure, they're partnering up with velo and everything but putting that into your terms & conditions is mad.
like, this is such a huge thing. you could win the craziest fan experience. but you need to sacrifice your health for it. great. which is smth people might start doing just because of this competition now. because it is mclaren and f1 and every fan would love a chance to be close.
sure, this is me talking as someone who hasn't smoked anything ever in their life and doesn't plan to. ever. so maybe I'm overreacting? but I honestly think this is horrible.
sorry, not sorry.
edit: thank you @ehcahache and @smallsolace for telling me that there is a law in the UK that prevents nicotine to be sold to non-consumers. like, that in itself is a good thing. something that I do support. it's something that explains the whole debacle to some point.
but. then why make the whole competition such a huge thing in the first place? not just a merch bundle or smth along those lines. no. it's your dream fan experience, close up with the team. everything you dreamed about and it's exclusively for nicotine consumers. isn't that the completely wrong way? like, considering that law as well as the health and safety of their fans?
I can't stop being salty about it and not because I can't take part in this now.
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Velocity "Velo"
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510 Years Old
January 6, Capricorn
7’5”/229cm
Biromantic/Bisexual
They/Him
Magical Scent: Sage
Magical Taste: Hazelnut
Special Ability: Vampiric Spy Eye - Velo, if they sample someone’s blood or magic (a small amount, he’s not chugging back a glass), can then spy through one of their eyes to see what they see. This is done through their normally blind eye, and they can stay tethered to a person for an extraordinarily long time. However, they can only ever spy eye on one person at a time. If they want to switch to someone else, they need to let go of the first person, then resample their blood or magic to see through their eye again.
Strengths: Tenacious, Confident, Loyal, Independent, Honest, Focused
Weaknesses: Assertive, Competitive, Forgetful, Stubborn, Vain, Overthinking
Velo is Non-Binary. They prefer the pronouns They/Them, but will accept He/Him and won't correct you if you use either of those. The only pronouns they won't accept are She/Her.
Their side of the family takes care of the “legitimate” businesses for the family, except for the casinos. The florists, the coffee shops, the health fitness centres, etc. Basically, the cover businesses they use to launder money or use to look like any other business owners.
Has extremely sharp fingers that they use to cut, or scratch people who piss them off.
Has a tendency to slap people they interrogate or capture. This is done so their sharp fingers will slash across the person’s face. They like the scream or hiss they make when their face is slashed.
Always looks clean and proper, even on their days off, and if you get their clothes dirty, you’re dead. It’s fine if they’re fighting and get them dirty, but if you smear blood, dirt, or god forbid, spit on them, they’ll kill you.
Knows they look good, and the easiest way to get on their good side is to compliment how they look, or how amazing they are.
They’re confident in their abilities, and they’re definitely not someone I’d want to fight, as they’re a very tenacious bastard. You think you’ve killed them, and they’ll return suddenly to blow your head off.
Their confidence often ties into their competitive nature, and causes them to take on quite a few challenges they probably shouldn’t. What’s frustrating is that they normally win them and don’t learn their lesson at all.
Speaks the same as the others with that sort of twang.
Has an awful habit of not remembering faces, which is funny since they sort of seem like they’re this pretentious asshole, but really they just don’t remember you at all.
Brutally honest to the point where it might come off as rude. For example, you’re overweight, and ask if you look fat, and they’ll straight up just say yes. They’re a poor liar, so they don’t bother trying.
They’re very good at sleight of hand, and have a tendency to steal people’s watches, or jewellery from their wrists, or fingers when they shake your hand.
They’re forgetful of all the important stuff, but remembers all the most useless facts, and likes to bring them up in a firefight to annoy the others.
They’re not one to fight up close, and usually fight from a distance using a pistol, or other gun that might be on hand. If someone does manage to get close, they bring out his claws.
They have four pet budgies. He loves their pretty feathers. Their names are Scuttlebutt “Scuttle” (Female), Goober (Male), Itsy (Female), and Pixie (Female).
They LOVE candles, and have the dumbest large amount of them. They’re all over their room, and they have a tendency to have a few lit if they’re in there working.
Frequently gets sent out with Scope, Mag, and Barrel, although sending them out with Barrel is just a recipe for tons of pickpocketing.
They have incredible respect for their older sister, whom they adore. Speaking ill of her in their presence is also a good way to get yourself slapped or killed. They’re very loyal to her and to Scope.
They overthink a lot, and sometimes it ends up comical for them when it turns out what they had to do was simple, and they’re left standing there like, “Ah.”
Is very good with money. Like insanely good, and is really amazing at helping the Family with their expenses, as well as helping Arma with their businesses, both corrupt and legitimate.
Velo will often comment on how someone’s blood or magic tastes, thinking it’s funny how grossed out some of the others get. It always makes them laugh to hear their protests of disgust.
Calls his S/O “Lamb” or “Little Lamb”
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