#venicevampires

[annabelle--cane]

hey do you wanna see the birthday card i made my (currently) 85 year old grandfather?

very important question: do you have time to draw the laurels into a little birthday hat

[fromthecrypt]

youre probably the "secretively a god but bad at hiding it" lol

[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

16 30 & 80?

hey :)

16. your go to place to eat & your favorite thing to get there.

i literally never go out eating. if i'm hungry it's either my kitchen, the grocery store across the school or the nearest kebap shop

i already answered 30 here

80. what’s your love language?

idk. i hate that question, i'm sorry ;_;

hope you have a nice day!!

ask game: made this for all the bored people!

[tracyluca]

king lear?

god have not thought abt it in so long

blorbo: edgar

scrunkly: cordelia

scrimblo bimbo: kent

glup shitto: the guy who k1lled cornwall

poor little meow meow: goneril/edmund

horse plinko: lear

eeby deeby: gloucester

[amazingmsme]

Number 22? 😻

@venicevampires also asked for number 22, so this is a poppin’ number lol!

22. Don’t Trust Me- 3OH!3

Ok this title is literally perfect for a Dexter fic. Like he’s so deceptive & cruel as fuck but he’s also so fucking nice & caring. If I wrote this I feel like I would go down the route of a good ol’ fashioned tickle fight between Dexter & Deb. They’re pretty evenly matched but then she gets the upper hand & gets his knees. He’s cackling & wheezing & calls for a truce, & Deb naively accepts it & lets her guard down. He waits to get his breath back & then tackles her to the ground targeting all her worst spots. It would probably end with a cheesy line where Dexter says something like “Oh Deb, you should know better than to trust me.”

I am just really into Dexter right now, he easily climbed to the top of my favorite fictional lers crushes

[toshsato]

suziejack & 21?

21. You didn't love me when I loved you. I can't change that.

also on ao3!

Jack walked down the steps into the interrogation room, keeping his eyes on Suzie the entire time.

Her head was still hanging to the side. She may have been sleeping, or trying to. Suzie was living with the pain of a gunshot wound. Jack knew from personal experience how unbearable that was.

She still didn’t acknowledge his presence, even with the squeak of the chair moving across the floor. He took a seat across from her and pressed the tips of his fingers together.

“Suzie?” Jack said. No response. He wondered if she had died… again. Maybe he wouldn’t need to kill her himself, but she lifted her head up when he said her name a second time.

“Do you know why I tried to leave? Before I died?” she said.

“Caught a good amount of your speech before you shot me in the head.”

Suzie scoffed. “So what is it now?”

“We have to kill you,” Jack said.

“Again?” Then she seemed to realize that he was completely serious and she suddenly looked more awake. “Why?”

“We figured out how you’re staying alive,” Jack said. “Gwen. You’re draining the life from her.”

“You sure took your time figuring that out.”

“Actually, you can thank Owen and Toshiko.”

Suzie grimaced. “It’s not fair. It’s not. I can’t go back to the darkness, Jack. Why should she get to live while I don’t?”

“Her life is not yours to take,” he said, clenching his fists. “You have to go, Suzie.”

“Her life isn’t mine to take? Oh, that’s rich. Was my life yours to take when you recruited me? You love her... more than you love me,” she said, letting out a bitter laugh. “You all keep saying that Gwen isn’t a replacement, and it’s true, isn’t it? Can’t replace someone you didn’t even care about in the first place.”

“I did care about you,” Jack said quietly. He glanced behind him to make sure no one else was there. “But you betrayed us, not the other way around.”

“What are you?” Suzie said. “How come you survived when I shot you?”

“I don’t know,” Jack said. “But I can’t die.”

“So then why do you get to be the one that says which one of us should live?”

Jack was silent, stewing with anger, sadness, and mostly regret.

“So this is it, then?” Suzie said.

Jack nodded. Hopefully Gwen would be able to forgive him once she found out what Suzie was doing to her. He pulled out his webley.

“Goodbye, Suzie Costello.”

[clonetrobed]

7, 10, 13 &20 for trobed?

7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?

answered here!

10) who usually makes dinner?

troy gets better at cooking after he travels around the world, so he’s the one who usually makes like, Real Food. but buttered noodles are a comfort food because he associates them with abed, and abed makes them the best, so he’ll step in with that when troy wants

13) who gives more compliments?

troy loves to tell abed what a wonderful smart magical elflike man he is and how much he loves him ❤️ abed shows love more through his actions

20) who is more physically passionate?

troy is a lot more naturally physically passionate. the longer they’re together, abed learns to initiate some because it’s something troy really likes and needs, but overall it’s more troy’s thing.

thank u v much!

[gwentosh]

doctor who but specifically s1-4

GOOD ASK

favorite male character: jack, hes my funky little bitch and i love him!!

favorite female character: rose. no other words just rose.

least favorite character: that dumb guy from the space station i think his name was adam? idk he was just kinda annoying </3

prettiest character: rose rose martha rose rose tosh rose rose

funniest character: jackie or mickey

favorite season: probably s2, its just got a lot of v iconic eps

favorite episode: ooh this is hard. probably the impossible planet/satans pit OR the doctors daughter

favorite romantic ship: timepetals/ninerose/tenrose. i just luv them theyre so compelling !! other options include doctorjackrose & thoschei

favorite family ship: the tyler fam or the jones fam, fucked up families that argue rights !!!!

favorite friend ship: doctor donna besties rights

worst ship: idk i never found jackrose compelling unless the doctor is also there. maybe this is controversial but theyre more friends who flirt occasionally

ask game !