#vsmp hc

[poppitron360]

Just had a thought of post-canon Scott trying to feed off of someone and Shelby and Drift shaking their heads and saying “You promised the Doctor you wouldn’t” and his victim (who’s kind of into this very pretty boy wanting to bite him) being just so confused like. What is he diabetic or something. Are humans high in carbs. Does he need to cut back. Why is he talking to Doctors about his diet. His diet of people. What medical professional is giving that kind of advice.

[kitab00m101]

I write Avid with some INSANE pain tolerance. Like, he spent years and years with a gaping wound in his neck, he's used to superficial pain and overall he's just tougher in that sort.

Hes loud, ofc he is, he's Avid, but a "OW!!!" at the top of his lungs doesn't necessarily mean it hurt all that bad, it just spooked him or he's basically saying "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" to whatever hurt him.

This is especially fun when he's in a fight or conflict. Hes not really physically strong, and he cries like a bitch (/lovingly) most of the time-

But unless it hits his off button, a punch to the face won't keep him down. A sword slash to the arm won't get more than a wince, he could be actively pricked by a wither rose and what would usually send a seering pain through someone's leg, he will just limp through like his foot is asleep. My man has NO self preservation skills, misplaced confidence, and he was a fucking alchemist- look me dead in the eyes and tell me he wouldn't brew sm up and take a swig with Elle watching horrified like "Well, I'm pretty sure it'll work! If not, the worst that can happen is just a little bit of internal bleeding." And an hour later he's coughing up blood into a trashcan and joking/laughing to Elle "Glad it was me! Don't wor- *COUGH COUGH C-* Okay maybe worry a little-"

Again, he's still Avid. He's not great in physical confrontations, but that's more of an emotional and communication thing. Yknow, like begging someone not to stake him. Or two someone's.

[the-bisexual-bitch]

HC that level 2 vampires really do just look sick. Their humanity is starting to fit ill, they look greasy and pale and miserable. And then level three is when they shed that, when they get beautiful, because they're all supernatural, now. Except for Pyro apparently. He just looks fucked.

[thegremlininyourcloset]

i have this thought for how v!Apo’s blood tastes

cc!Apo has said she’d taste like cinnamon and honey and I agree but also want to add more because I have this very specific vibe

Apo’s blood tastes like some kind of limited edition hot spiced apple cider with cinnamon and cloves and cardamom so delicious it’s downright hedonistic and also exorbitantly expensive and yet somehow a fair price, sold at your local coffee shop and they name it something strangely accurate like “The Taste of Autumn” and the staff guard the recipe with their lives and eventually the coffee shop closes down and you spend years of your life buying various overpriced drinks and experimenting with spices in your kitchen till eventually you finally, finally find the right spice combo by cannibalizing the best chai recipe you’ve ever found

does this make sense

(no it doesn’t)

[charcoalquarry]

Headcanon idea !! For vampires pyro

Idk if anyone has thought of this already but. Pyro used to wear glasses but got bullied out of it, so now they just have a perpetual squint. It's followed them even to vampirism. He cant tell anymore.

Lowkenuinely me because all i do is squint till im called out LMAO

[1mevasive]

(I don't headcannon this but I could if I wanted to)

imagine a universe where in the scuffle Pyro died instead of Czeslaw. It was just some petty arguing, like they had done a thousand times. It got a little physical, but what's a little bit of pushing? It's not like he ever hit them. But, oh no, the water is behind and Jack has fallen in. He cries out, but Czeslaw just watches them drown and does nothing. It felt so unreal.

Everyone knew Czeslaw bullied Pyro so when they dragged their body out the water, they already had a suspect. He goes on the run. Czeslaw then becomes wracked with guilt. He can't handle it.

Then... his brain tells him that there is no reason to feel guilty.

He didnt kill Jack von Pyroscythe. Jack von Pyroscythe isn't dead.

Because... because... be... be... because he IS Jack von Pyroscythe. It was actually Czeslaw who dies and- and that wasnt his fault either because Czeslaw was a bully and he acted in self-defense.

YES what i'm saying is that the "Jack von Pyroscythe" we meet in Oakhurst was Czeslaw the whole time. Now, Pyro has two graves. One where he rests, and one in a place he's never been.

Wouldnt that be messed up?

[livfirecat]

Vsmp Head cannon

Owen just has really WHITE skin under his bandages and so by forth it looks like lines at where they stop so it just looks stupid when he takes them off and gets them rebandaged with Legondo's help and he will get definitely bullied by Scott for this. Maybe for the beach ep. Idk how to explain it but i need fanart of this .Thoughts

^ this was inspired by my brother getting a really bad sun burn but having a part covered so it just white :] ^

[glitchstrikr]

So. Fellow Vampires Fans. Smithsonian just posted a lovely article about Vampire Bats. And it can be summed up as follows: Vampire Bats that form close social bonds will show an increased tendency to using similar calls, like how 2 best friends will often develop similar speech patterns.

Think about the possibilities in terms of our lovely coven. Vampire Bats mimic each other. We have Vampires that turn to Bats.

So many possible fics...

Article:

When Vampire Bats Become Close Friends, They Start ‘Talking’ Like Each Other

New research shows that just like humans, vampire bats with deep social relationships use similar sounds as one another to communicate