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he’s underwater
clay water filter, egypt c. 13-1400s.
hi can you put this person underwater for me. if thats okay. thank you
communist-hatsunemiku is at it again folks who’s surprised
Living with a sentient object is unique experience, but when it comes to Hank Horkin and his friend Britto, the living water filter pitcher, things are working out. Hank loves having fresh water, and Britto cares deeply about his duties as a filtration system.
But problems start to arise as Britto’s obsession with the perfect drink spiral out of control. Soon enough, the sentient water filter has found himself in a rough spot, forcing Hank to step in.
As these two confide in one another, they begin to realize there’s more to their connection than a simple friendship. Now they’re learning that sometimes it’s okay to get a little dirty.
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay sentient water filer pitcher action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and filtration system love.
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enjoy new tingler UNFILTERED: POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY LIVING WATER FILTER PITCHER WHO LEARNS THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN THE RELENTLESS AND UNATTAINABLE PURSUIT OF “PERFECTION” out now on amazon and on top tier patreon
How to drown a post (animated version):
Step 1: Find a bad post
Step 2: Screen record the post for a few seconds rather than taking a screenshot.
Step 3: Crop to fit
Step 4: Add it to a post
Step 5: Before posting, tap the palette icon on the video
Step 6: Tap the disco ball icon, then the water filter.
Step 7: Tap in the empty space outside the video to hide the filter buttons then tap on the blue arrow
Step 8: post your drowned post
Note that you can only post videos in an original post. If you want you can tap the gif button to save it as a gif to attach it to a reblog
If you've ever posted a screenshot of text with the water filter over it, what was your reason for drowning it?
To show that I don't agree with the content of the screenshot
To make a visual distinction between the screenshot text and my own comments
Because it looks cool/genuinely for the aesthetic
I just think it's funny. Hubdlgbdllglubdlugh <– get drowned
Secret fifth reason
I've done multiple of these
I've never done this
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