#whumper problems

[alinacapellabooks]

Bitches be like, ‘This is my favourite character!’ *Traumatises the ever-loving shit out of them* ‘I love them so much! They’re my precious baby!’ *Puts them through every form of torture known to man* ‘I just want them to be happy!’ *Puts them through so much shit that they have multiple mental breakdowns on screen*

It’s me, I’m bitches.

[jump-in-the-whump]

sorry sweetie, it's for character development

[justwhumpythings]

When you only know the show from the tumblr whump gifsets so your description of the premise just sounds like a whumpapedia entry

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

When you try to write crack whump for the crack fic but accidentally end up with whump whump

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

I WANT TO WRITE THE REACTION TO SUDDEN AND EXTREME PAIN (in this case, a leg breaking) ACCURATELY— BUT FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK THE INTERNET REFUSES TO TELL ME IF IT AFFECTS YOUR VISION EVEN FOR A SECOND WHEN YOU BREAK A BONE

[whumpty-dumpty]

Have you ever felt hungry for whump? Like, when you really want to see whump and get whumperflies, but absolutely nothing is working???? Suddenly no whump out there is enjoyable enough for you to get whumperflies, and so you become frustrated because you REALLY want whumperflies????? Help meeee ;-;

Oh yes, that happens sometimes and also the older I get the longer it takes to find something that sparks my interest. I guess If you're old enough you just have seen so much of the same type of scenes that the average "gunshot-to-the-shoulder" gets boring really fast.🙈🤷

Although I have to admit I have seen A LOT of whump scenes. So I guess I have very high standards and whumperflies don't come easy anymore. It's just like dating tbh.😂

The only thing you can do is revert to old and trusted scenes. Or search for hours and the go to bed unsatisfied.🤷😄

[actress4him]

I like imagining whumpy scenarios in bed because it helps me fall asleep faster. Which is, you know, a good thing. But sometimes I wish I wouldn’t fall asleep quite so fast, so I could actually get past the point in the story that I’ve been stuck on for like, a week.

[constantwhump]

Whump writers have a lot of medical knowledge and they can’t explain to people how they know it...