Want a fic thats post-Winner Island where the Hearts manage to get away or its set after Law and Bepo retrieve their crew but either way the haki negating the devil fruit was temporary and the Hearts are still women
The fic would include the typical "wtf is my body" and preparing to go after Blackbeard for revenge/the cure
Here are some great moments to include:
Ikkaku is DELIGHTED in the beginning but by day four she's irritated by all the questions and basically holds a sex ed presentation to explain FAQs
Everyone raiding Ikkaku's closet. Theres TWENTY heart members all her clothes are GONE
Law remembers Penguin & Sachi's joy at the prospect of teasing Law way back in the beginning and he will NOT let it go (Sachi: *is pissed* Law, smirking evil-y: you're cute when you're angry Sachi, experiencing karma: cAPTAIN)
At one point they rob a clothing store. They're joking around with lingerie and super frilly dresses. They rob a bra store the next night sulkily as they all wait their turn for Ikkaku to size them bc last night they didnt try on anything before they stole it and wouldnt stop complaining about how uncomfortable they were all day
Ikkaku walks into the bunk room to see half the crew topless and comparing who has the biggest boobs
The first person to get their period is faced with teasing. Two days later most of the crew is on their period. Law as a doctor INSISTS that synced periods are a myth. No one believes him anymore. Ikkaku holds a second sex ed meeting because no one listened to her presentations on pads and tampons the first time. Anyways that week IS UTTER HELL. Ikkaku keeps throwing painkillers at complainers
The crew ABSOLUTELY 100% thinks just bc they have boobs means they can get free drinks at bars. It quickly becomes a competition. It quickly becomes a problem
Luffy: if you're a woman now do you still have a dick? Law: no Luffy: BLACKBEARD STOLE YOUR DICK
The crew experiencing those moments from puberty when you first notice 1) you cant cross your arms the same way as before 2) you keep knocking your hips into things and bruising them 3) it didnt matter how lose this shirt/pants was before now im wider in certain places and its stretching out
Sanji: OHHH LAW-CHANNNNN Law: for the last time im STILL A MAN i just happen to have tits now
Theyd absolutely get stuck in bras bc they dont know how to use them. They werent using them at first but like its OP they all have huge boobs and can only go so long without support
Law having to retrain himself because his balance and strength have been re-proportioned (Law: im a woman now, im weaker. I'll never be as strong as a man! Zoro: not this bullshit again)
Penguin: if this doesnt work do you think Captain can give us bottom surgery? Law, in his room, struggling to get out of a bra: *contemplating preforming top surgery with his sword right tf now*
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