#witch puns

[no-good-username]

Doing small easy magical tasks/spells that you can fit into aspects of your everyday life

Call that Practical Magic

[ripleysgh0st]

the single best piece of genius i’ve created

A teacher at a magic school picks up a small book called 'Magical Diddies for Magical Kiddies' and opens up to a random page, pointing at a spell. "Here! This spell turns your chair into a bean bag."

The young girl picked up the book and cast the spell as instructed by her teacher. The chair then proceeds to turn into a small freezer bag full of baked beans. She turns to the teacher with a blank stare. “I don’t like this spell.”

[barberwitch]

I thought up a joke that I thought you might enjoy. How do witches write? In curse-sive.

Me: waiting for a bad joke.

Me: receiving a good joke 😂

Thanks for brightening my morning💚

🦇Cheers, Barberwitch

[liber69]

As a witch, I’m very supportive of cursing. Hex-positive, if you will

[shelbylookshuman]

Life's a witch and then you fly! 

available on products at lookhuman 

https://www.lookhuman.com/design/372736-life-s-a-witch-and-then-you-fly/3600-black-lg

[big-witchenergy]

bad witch pun #1

a witch puts an enchantment on a bracelet for luck/love/success/health.

a charm bracelet

[punkvvitch-blog]

Bought my first tarot deck

Finally I am a card-carrying witch

[astrakiseki]

What do witches use to cook?

Cast iron.