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- Romione -

Hermione: Ron and I are just friends.

Harry: Bullshit.

Ginny: Bullshit.

Ron: Bullshit!..

- Professor Snape -

Snape: Why are you so late to class, Mr.POTTER?

Harry: Does it matter? You still get paid, right?!

~The Marauders~

Sirius: I got detention..

Peter: Why? What did you do?

Sirius: The professor pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of this ruler..so I asked which end... :)

Remus: ....

James: THAT'S MY BOY!!

- One Direction -

Niall: Harry, what is the meaning of life?

Harry: Louis.

Niall: Is because you love him?

Harry: No, cause life is short.

Louis *walking through the door*: I Heard That!

Liam and Zayn: ...*high five*

- The Marauders -

Sirius: I prevented a murder today.

Remus: Really? That's Amazing! How did you do that?

Sirius: Self control.

- The Marauders -

Peter: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Sirius: I'm pretending that you're in jail.

Peter: why?

Sirius: It's spiritually healing.

- Sirius Black -

When I drink alcohol, everyone calls me alcoholic.

but when I drink Fanta nobody calls me Fantastic.

:'(

~The Marauders~

Sirius: I need a word that's a mix of angry and sad.

Remus: well, there's malcontent, disgruntled,miserable, desolated

Sirius: Smad!

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