#wonka meme

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I love how people think he’d be the dominant one in the relationship and is straight.

Like, bro does not seem straight OR dominant

[graintourette]

am i late for the hype

[pokearts]

I also draw memes

Original one:

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pt. 2 ╰┈➤ sender may adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. reblog only, please do not repost.

For a Moment

"I kind of forgot to be sad..."

"Never let down your guard-"

"Some people don't and some people doodle!"

"Snakes, flamingos, bears, and poodles!"

"Singing this song will improve your moodle!"

"We're having oodles and oodles of fun!"

You've Never Had Chocolate Like This

"When people look at you, they seem to look straight through."

"... Have you been following me?"

"Just take a chance and you'll be dancing to a different tune."

"You've never had chocolate like this!"

"All that you say and do all day will be choreographed!"

"Don't despair, I come prepared!"

"Take heed, eat more than three and you'll end up like a gorilla!"

"Oh, put a sock in it!"

"Make sure they're all frisked!"

"What's that now? You're talking non-se-nense."

"I should call it quits!"

"I've never had chocolate like this!"

Oompa Loompa

"I've got a tragic tale for you!"

"If you are wise, you'll listen to me."

"I'm disgraced, cast out in the cold..."

"I repeat, a thousand-fold!"

A World of Your Own

"Close your eyes and count to ten..."

"Make a wish!"

"Embrace the unknown."

"Enjoy the adventure!"

"Let's go strolling in the clouds."

"Just keep your umbrella handy, 'cause there's a hard rain gonna fall!"

[glowing-disciple]

[queen-rayche]

Caption this:

Catherine: “Oh so you were just out with your ministers? Tell me about the one who wears makeup.”

Henry: *Uh oh, here we go...*

[taxevaderoftheday]

Today’s Tax Evader Of The Day Is:

Wilko Wonko From Wilko Wonko’s Wild Wet American Candy Factory! Wilko Wonko Kept His Doors Sealed For Years To Avoids The Feds, Emerging Only To Try And Cover Up His Tax Crimes With Murder! :O

thank you to @yoyomutual for alerting us to this heinous crime!! 

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pt. 1 ╰┈➤ sender may adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. reblog only, please do not repost.

A Hatful of Dreams

"Land, ahoy!"

"Au revoir, chef!"

"I've got [number] [noun] in my pocket."

"The prices are suspiciously extreme..."

"No, leave me alone!"

"It's everything you said, [name]."

"I got nothing to offer but my [noun]."

"... they didn't mention it would be so stressful."

Hoverchocs

"How thrilling to be living in a chocolate hotel!"

"Well, there's chocolate."

"Put your hand into your pockelet-"

"Come now, I insist!"

Scrub Scrub

"When we sing this song, the day don't seem so long."

"Rub, rub."

"They'll scold us and withhold our grub."

"We all signed the dotted line, so we've gotta do our time."

"And if you don't agree, see Clause 5, Section 7A, Paragraph 22... Part D!"

Sweet Tooth

"I can see that you're a man of integrity."

"Have you got a sweet tooth?"

"Don't give me that conscience nonsense."

"A hundred of your favorites?"

"Sorry, I'm afraid it's NO."

"Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate."

"You know, I gotta get in shape for the [event]."

"I've had it since I was a boy."

"Who needs to see their toes?"

"So, seven hundred boxes?"

"Have you got the hots for [noun]?"

"Do you think that candy's dandy?"

"We've got lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots!"

"Why am I singing?"

"It's amazing what a tailor can conceal…"

"Keep your wretched [noun]!"

"Eighteen hundred boxes?"

"Oh, deal!"