#writer jokes

[writers-bane]

[kaylynnwilde]

You always hear that you shouldn't start sentences with "and" or "but" because it's not good grammar. I say I'll stop doing it when I'm dead.

[sinclairsting]

Authors - drop ONE unhinged fact about your WIP with zero context.

My MMC is so fixated on goblin girls he can't even jack off to a hot, half-naked elf.

This is an important plot point.

[flyerguardian]

If I had a nickel for every time one of my characters got slapped by their parents, I would have two nickels.

[maelstrom-of-emotions]

[cosmicwebby]

juggling my projects like some...some......

Some writer clown

[qawriterhaley]

Being a writer is crazy bro

One moment it’s like: omg my characters held hands 🤭🤗🥰

and the next moment it’s like: now someone has to d13 😀✍️💀

[moderatelymars]

currently chilling out with happy go lucky music, a lemon sucker, and an hour of free time.

bouta go ruin some fictional character's lives