#writer jokes

[moderatelymars]

currently chilling out with happy go lucky music, a lemon sucker, and an hour of free time.

bouta go ruin some fictional character's lives

[cosmicwebby]

juggling my projects like some...some......

Some writer clown

[sagebriarspoets]

Nothing more salacious than firmly grabbing someone by their drafting discipline.

[flyerguardian]

The blankets just ate my new pencil. I will be suing.

[flyerguardian]

The worst part about being a writer is when you start shipping your own characters.

[sinclairsting]

Anyone who thinks that Shakespeare is stuffy and boring is clearly unfamiliar with Titus Andronicus:

Chiron: "Villain! Thou hast undone our mother!"

Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother!"

[waterfairybite]

showing someone a draft of your work is like showing them a mysterious back room in your mind that is both terrifying and alluring and you’re just like: here it is. plz be nice to it

[waterfairybite]

Y’all ever hear a song and get so mad that you didn’t write it. Like yes that’s exactly what I feel. That’s exactly what I meant. Yes. Yes yes