List Of: Media Tropes and Conventions that I Personally Don’t Jive With
Styled/dyed hair being ‘surprisingly soft’. Please please please that character has a bleached perm with 2 cans of hairspray in it it’s not soft and it doesn’t have to be please let hair be dry and tangled and rough and sticky
Comically, supernaturally bad cooking skills. They followed the recipe and have all the correct ingredients but somehow the pancakes are sentient. This is cooking is difficult propaganda, and it’s exhausting to me. Obv, if it’s a first timer trying to make French pastries, it won’t turn out, but please please please stop treating cooking like an arcane art and inborn talent
They always smell like 2 different things and something ‘uniquely them’. I acknowledge that there is really no better way to describe people's natural scents, but it’s still getting repetitive, seeing the same phrasing every time.
POV character always notes how attractive the love interest is even before any feelings exist, but only do this for the love interest and no one else.
^^^ I know this is to establish that ‘instant connection’ between them and show the reader that these are the intended end game pairing. But I find it frustrating, because if you are the kind of person who comments and gets caught up in the appearance of strangers when you meet them, then they should theoretically do it for most attractive people they meet. That they only do it for the love interest could mean that the love interest is just That Attractive I guess??? But usually, they aren’t. There is very little media where the love interest is actually that markedly More Attractive than the rest of the cast. It would make sense that the POV character finds them to be more attractive than anyone else in the room AFTER they have feelings, because affection creates a bias and that makes sense. But when they have Only Just Met??? It does not make sense to me, I find it to be aggravating.
On that note ‘instant connections’ piss me off. I suppose they are kind of cute in a way, but I mostly find them to be contrived.
Comically dumb people being shown to work very hard or put a lot of effort into an intellectual venture only for it to fall flat because they are the ‘dumb character’ and therefore all that work is just played off for a gag. SpyXFam I’m looking at you.
Fat characters becoming skinny and getting a bunch of romantic attention because of it. It will never not be kinda gross and weird to me. This includes fat characters who for some reason have a sexy skinny version of themselves that they can pull out of their back pocket for some reason??