#wtf peter

[yourshiningautumnoceancrashing]

james seeing voldemort at his door and realising that his childhood best friend betrayed him...

[underoooos]

Bruce: You fainted Tony, do you remember anything?

Tony : Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Steve: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you

Tony : But I heard a siren?

Bruce: That was Peter

Peter: Sorry I got nervous

[hiddleloki]

The fact that Agatha implied that she and Ralph/Peter had sex 😳 "Ralph sprays it on me but there's no taming this tiger" and in episode 9 we see homeboy keeping a tiger mask in his mancave I-

bruh WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT MASK 😭

[spooderboyandtincan]

Peter: Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark

Peter: I have this great idea

Peter: Teeth

Peter: But they're soft

Tony:

Tony: What the fu-

[secondlastpsycho]

So we all know how the Entirety of magical world was terrified to their wand core of Sirius Black the murderer of 13 people including Pettigrew the spineless dick less worthless piece of shit. And with a single curse too. 

But then, we learn he was just a part time friendly illegal dog casually in love with Remus. (thank fuck) So nobody killed 13 people with a single curse after all.

*frame of realization* 

[insanusnavicularis]

Peter: My legs are running away from the ghosts of my feet!

Tony: Ha ha ha! You’re so silly, kid

Tony, later that day, whispering to himself as Peter sleeps: Pete... kid, your old man has several questions.

[armidiia]

Why are they like this? 

[milfgritty]

if my anthro professor could like not write and put alien sci-fi excerpts into our textbook (that he wrote and made us all buy) that would be great thanks