Ok just. Imagine.
Baz has his hair in a braid.
I don't know why. Maybe Mordeilia got a hold of him at the end of break.
But he walks into the dining hall with a braid in and Penny's just like, huh, Basil's hair is in a braid. Weird.
So of course Simon's like, I gotta see this, Baz probably looks so stupid, but then. Simon see's Baz and he's just. floored.
Because what the hell, Baz looks drop-dead gorgeous, and Simon's just spluttering, face red, the definition of Gay Panic™.










