Hi!! Love your work as always 🙏 I was just wondering if it was okay for me to request a Jeremiah Valeska who is trying to get his work done but the reader won't stop kissing him so he can barely get anything done? Idk I just thought it was really cute and if you can incorporate a bit of smut at the end 👌
Thank you!
Hello, dear! Thank you very much 🫶🏻 I'm sorry if it took me so long. I loved this idea and I thought that an imagine was a perfect way to write it but if you want a oneshot just tell me and I'll do it. 🥰
Imagine trying to distract Jeremiah
There was silence in Jeremiah Valeska's bunker, just like every other day, he was alone with his partner who had been trying for more than half an hour in every way to distract him from the work he was taking care of.
At first it didn't bother him much, his gaze remained on his projects the whole time while his mind was elsewhere so he didn't even notice the first few kisses left on his cheek.
After half an hour of continuous touching, cuddling and leaving kisses everywhere things changed starting to slightly annoy him since he was focused on his work and wanted to continue without being disturbed.
Don't get me wrong, his body was definitely reacting in favor of all that attention, it was just his stubborn mind that kept fighting against it, determined to continue his work without a break.
Fortunately or unfortunately for Jeremiah, Y/n had no intention of stopping, they kept playing with his hair and leaving kisses on his cheeks and nose now that they were in a more comfortable position that allowed them to reach more places.
From the tension in Jeremiah's muscles you could see that he was slowly reaching his limit, his patience was running out fast, and the more kisses were laid on his skin now red-hot with embarrassment, the more time decreased and the bomb threatened to explode at any moment.
That long-awaited moment came only when Y/n's teeth playfully pinched the sweet spot on Jeremiah's neck, causing him to jerk and moan automatically before he frowned in an angry but still adorable expression at Y/n's eyes.
"You've reached the limit of my patience, my dear," he warned them, his gaze now on them, his vaguely fogged glasses bringing out the animalistic look that was being flashed in his eyes; it was honestly a look that Y/n had never seen on her nerdy boyfriend not that they minded of course, they were just slightly worried about the consequences of their continued teasing. Why don't you give some attention somewhere else while you let me finish my work?" Jeremiah suggested, humming as he returned his focus to his projects while Y/n unbuttoned his pants taking care of his length in an attempt to continue distracting him.
Summary: Jeremiah's co-worker, one day you came out of the bunker and Oh no! You've been sprayed with Ivy's pollen! Now you will look at your coworker with dilated pupils.
Warnings: Smut, making out, rough kiss, mention of finger crack, porn with plot, course words
WC: 2k
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You chewed on the tip of your pencil absentmindedly as you studied the plans, Xander next to you looking at you over his black-rimmed glasses.
"Do you need help with that?"- he asked
You looked up confused, Xander was so quiet you had forgotten you weren't alone.
"No, don't worry, it's okay."
"Are you sure? I see you distracted. Why don't you rest for a while?"- He sighed, arranging his papers and plans that were on the table.
"Okay, I think I'll go out and buy something to eat, do you want something?"
"No thanks, don't come back late"
You rubbed your eyes as you stood up from your seat and stretched your muscles. So many hours in the same position had left you contracted. With satisfaction you cracked your finger bones and left the bunker leaving your coworker busy with his project.
So many months working with him in his bunker had accustomed you to memorizing the infinite hallways and doors he had. Sometimes you felt like a mole working in such a protected place, protected from what? Why did he bother to live so isolated? You had no idea, you always thought they were crazy things and manias of your nerdy partner. You went out into the forest happy to see the sky and breathe fresh air. You walked a few steps when you heard a crunch of fast footsteps behind you, when you turned around a red-haired bombshel extended her hand and blew a green dust making you step back, closing your eyes tightly. The girl ran away laughing mischievously and you started coughing, moving your hands trying to dispel the dust in the air. You opened your eyes trying to figure out where that woman had gone but you were alone, suddenly you felt feverish and that could only mean one thing.
"Damn horny bitch!!"
Ivy. Ivy had thrown her lustful pollen at you just because she found it amusing to see people succumb to carnal desire. You brought a hand to your forehead checking your temperature worriedly, you were already sweating lightly. You decided to go back to the bunker and leave the shopping for another time. You walked briskly with lewd thoughts in your mind, the image of Xander passed through your mind and stayed there. You thought about his full lips and imagined them kissing you, his wide hands running over your thighs, his… No! Why were you thinking about him just now?! The pollen was stronger than you imagined and it was already having an effect on you. You quickened your pace.
You arrived at the bunker shaking and with red ears but you tried to maintain your composure so he wouldn't notice. You left your backpack on the back of your seat and sat next to him, avoiding eye contact.
"Are you alright?, you seem agitated"- he asked looking at you suspicious
You hadn't realized that your breathing had increased a little.
"It's nothing, it's just that I had to run back here. The store was closed."
He didn't say anything and looked back at his work. You took a deep breath and took the pencil, gripping it tightly and looked down at your papers. From time to time you glanced at your partner, his quick hand tracing lines on his drawing, his glasses slowly sliding down the bridge of his nose and then putting them back in place with his middle finger, his lips barely open as he concentrated. You bit your lower lip and surreptitiously squeezed your legs, the heat was increasing. Fuck.
No matter how hard you tried, you couldn't concentrate, the pollen was poisoning you inside. You felt very hot and cursed inwardly. You took off your jacket and fanned yourself with your hand. Only then did Xander look at you again.
"Are you really sure you're okay?"
His voice sounded more velvety or was it your imagination?
"Yes, yes, don't worry"- You said letting the air escape from your lungs.
But the minutes passed and you looked increasingly worse and your concentration was dissipating. You were sweating more and more and your hair was sticking to your forehead.
"Y/n you're not ok, maybe you're overexerting yourself. But it could be something else, let me take some samples for you to examine"
The boy with glasses approached with his chair near you and that only made things worse, your vision was somewhat blurry and your mind was a nebula unable to reason clearly. When he took your face to examine you, you sighed, closing your eyes and clinging to his wrist when he was going to move his hand away.
"You feel…so…soft"
Xander blushed, visibly uncomfortable, and slowly removed his hands from your face.
"I'll c-check these samples, it won't take long"
The redhead with glasses turned around to analyze the samples under a microscope. Now that he had his back to you, you were able to admire how wide he was. His muscles were visible in the tight shirt he was wearing along with his dark vest. Without realizing it you rubbed your hand against your thigh and dug your nails into your skin. When he finished looking at the samples he turned around and looked at you worried.
"Um this may not sound good but…" -he paused, meditating on his words- "I found particles of lustful pollen in the pores of your skin, that can only mean that Poison Ivy has poisoned you."
"Well… maybe I ran into her in the woods."-You sighed nervously and embarrassed for not telling him sooner.
"Well, in that case the symptoms you would feel are sweating, slight fever, dry mouth and throat, tremors in the legs and umm you know… a-a strong sexual desire"-He scratched the back of his neck with a finger, pulling at the collar of his shirt slightly uncomfortable.
"That's already happening and believe me it's not pleasant at all" -you whispered.
"Well, I guess I'll have to wait it out, maybe I can splash cold water on my face to calm the heat."
Xander made a worried face.
"That's the worst part, it won't wear off unless…well… otherwise, you'll die."
His words had left you frozen and you opened your mouth and eyes in horror. Was he trying to say that if I didn't fuck I was going to die?
"DO I HAVE TO FUCK SOMEONE OR AM I GOING TO DIE?? BUT WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Your coworker closed his eyes when you screamed. You woke up desperate, walking from side to side with one hand massaging your calvicles, your mouth was already starting to feel dry, damn it. The boy looked around nervously without knowing what to say, suddenly he approached and touched your arm, you gasped in surprise.
"I'm sorry for all this."
His eyes really showed great concern, and that made you melt like butter, even his green color seemed dreamier to you now.
"It's not your fault.."
You gasped in frustration and anguish and fell into your seat with your hands clutching your head, the tremors beginning to feel more. Xander sat in front of you.
"I don't know what I'm going to do, I guess… I'll die"
"There must be some solution"- he said
Oh yes, there was a much quicker and easier solution, but it was to fuck your colleague in the middle of the office and you clearly didn't want that, you didn't want to make him uncomfortable, disrespect him, or be unprofessional. You also didn't want to lose your kind of friendship that was formed between you. You looked at him with your eyelids heavy and your face dripping with sweat. Alarmed, he put his hand on your forehead again and that simple touch made the corners of your lips curve upwards slightly as you closed your eyes, enjoying his skin against yours.
"God you're boiling"
When he was going to remove his hand, you held it tightly again, now resting it on your cheek.
"It feels better when you touch me"
Your mind was so blurry that you didn't mention your words but he did and he turned red from the tip of his nose to the tip of his ears.
"If you want I can try...-"
"No never! I couldn't do it.."
Xander simply placed his other hand on your other cheek and caressed it, you moaned softly without thinking and then blushed embarrassed.
"Does that feel better?"
"God yes"-You gasped.
Now the redhead got closer to your face and your breathing accelerated as you looked at his lips with desire, you couldn't help it anymore, you couldn't reason, you just wanted to act, like a primal instinct that slowly took over you. You crashed your lips onto his in a fierce, rough kiss, almost knocking your teeth together. He started a little but tried to follow you. Your mouth stuck to his as if you had glue without taking your lips off even to breathe, you desperately needed to taste his lips, run all over his skin, but you knew you were being a little rough.
"I'm.. soo... sorry"-You hummed against his mouth.
Then you broke away abruptly to catch your breath and look at him, his glasses were crooked and his cheeks the color of apples, it suited him so well. You quickly straddled him to which he grunted nervously. Your kisses ran along his jaw and down to his neck, you didn't want this, but you needed it. Biting the exposed skin of his neck made him gasp, making you smile with pleasure against his skin.
"Ugh I need to see your skin, take off your shirt" - You said with a hand on the collar of his shirt trying to reach more skin on his neck and shoulders.
"Uh y-yeah"
You almost tore his shirt and vest to shreds, first he patiently undid his buttons, opening the collar of his shirt and rushed to kiss his collarbones. His suppressed moans were turning you on even more and soon you opened his shirt completely and were surprised by what you saw. How could a nerd have such a well-built body? Did he do push-ups and he hadn't told you? You looked up at him with your lips swollen and red.
"You're beautiful"-you said breathlessly
You earned a small shy smile from him, so cute. But the heat was still there, it hadn't gone away yet. You kissed him again with your tongue fighting with his while your pelvis began to move in circles against his crotch. He moaned into your mouth in surprise, you apologized panting but he told you it was fine. You continued with your pelvis tracing circles and rubbing on his growing boner. You were starting to get wet down there and breathing with your mouth open you buried your face in the crook of his neck with a whimper.
"Xander…I need you…now"
He understood, although somewhat shyly he put his hand towards his belt, you were faster and took it off without much difficulty, pulling down his pants and discovering his clear erection. You lowered your own pants and with a senton you went down towards his cock.
He gripped his hands on your hips and you moaned loudly, you should have done it slower but the need for penetration was urgent. You began your work by moving up and down while resting your face on his shoulder letting out gasps of pleasure. He tried to hold back but sometimes he let out delicious moans. Nibbling on his neck until you left hickeys, you raised your pelvis and lowered it, you wanted to keep a slow pace, but damn, you couldn't. The worst thing of all is that you sensed that it was his first time because he seemed very shy and blushed all the time as if sex were a taboo subject for him. You felt terrible about it but it wasn't your fault if that bitch Ivy had sprayed you with her shitty pollen. Your hands ran all over the redhead's body, your hands rested on his chest or scratched his back even with his shirt on. You tried to be gentle as much as you could so from time to time you would kiss his cheek or run your hand through his hair, stroking it. He responded to you with soft gasps, he seemed to enjoy it. Now your walls were getting tighter, you both could feel it.
"I'm gonna cum"-You gasped against his neck.
He wasn't ready to cum with you yet but you couldn't wait for him. You accelerated the pace, moaning brokenly, your pelvis rising higher and higher. Until, leaning closer to him, with your thighs trembling and your head on his shoulder, you came with a loud gasp. You stayed like that until you had regained your breath, you already felt better. You no longer felt that annoying fever from before. You separated a little to look at him and you realized that he was avoiding eye contact, his glasses were still slightly crooked, his chest was sweaty and his face was still red. You smiled tenderly.
"I really apologize for this again."
"Don't be, I-I understand.".
You carefully moved away from his lap and looked for disposable tissues to clean yourself. You gave some to Xander who thanked you, still red as a tomato. To respect his space, you turned around when he cleaned himself. Then they both adjusted their clothes and sat back down in the chairs. Clearly an awkward silence settled between the two of you, until you looked at the clock on the wall and realized that it was already late.
"I should go back to my house now" - You said, getting up.
Xander nodded seriously and walked you to the door.
"Let's never talk about this"-You said turning around before leaving.
"I have never agreed more."-He said and finally smiled slightly.
Sometimes I think we don't talk enough about some of the guilt Jeremiah may hold over religion, and then I remember;
A lot of people don't know that Saint Ignatius of Loyola, or "St. Ignatius" as so called, is a Spanish catholic priest.
And why is that important? Let's take a moment to remember what the school Jeremiah went to after he left the circus is called,
That's the boarding school Jeremiah canonically attended after running from the circus. For multiple years.
So it is to be inferred that it's a Catholic Boarding School.
And when we first learn anything about Jeremiah, or Xander at the time, it's been, I think 6 years? Since he graduated from said school.
So he's had time to, process.
And Cameron Monaghan himself states he feels a sort of passion towards other men (like Bruce), that is definitely called more than platonic on a basic premise.
The catholic church itself opposes same-sex marriage and sodomy and is active in political campaigns against it.
It just makes me think of all the mental turmoil he must've had to go through. Catholic guilt, religious guilt in of itself, is horrible.
And religions like catholicism love to stamp out any form of individuality at the best of times. With how Jeremiah dresses? He probably had a rough upcoming.
And don't get me started on Post-Spray Jer and all the thoughts of catholicism at that point. Or the church he built for himself in season 5, where he oddly made his recruits dress more like Missionaries or Alter Boys.
If you add twinleska into it it's a whole other ball game too.
i never post on here but i've been scrolling through Gotham related tags for months SPECFIALLY the Valeska Twins bc i love them so much and i love them SO much i got Valeska Twins' nails!!!!!
I might write a whole list of headcanons for a trio idea of Bruce, Jeremiah/Xander, and Jonathan because I just believe it's going to be 2 misfits fucking around while Xander is trying to keep them alive like the older brother figure he is
