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[Teal telling Ronan she's pregnant]

Teal: I have a present for you.

Ronan: And where is it?

Teal: In my belly...

Ronan: You ate my present Teal?

Teal: *glares*

Xander: *yelling*

Ronan: *yelling back*

Cole, walking in: What are they yelling about?

Aiden: They're blaming each other for eating the last of the snacks.

Cole: Of course! Which one did it?

Aiden, smirking: Me.

Nikolai: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.

Bran: *nodding* Knife monopoly.

Nikolai:

Nikolai: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is.

Ronan, flirting with Teal: I don't have a library card but mind if I check you out?

Teal: Come with me.

Ronan: *smirks*

Ronan: Wait, where are we going?

Teal: To get you a library card.

Ronan, extremely drunk: *points to Teal* That's my girlfriend, suckers!

Lars, quietly: Your wife, Sir.

Ronan: My wife! EVEN BETTER!

Teal, mumbling to herself: You asked for this! You said yes!

Aiden: My wife looks so good right now.

Ronan, looking around: Is Elsa here?

Aiden: No. But I just know.

Jonathan: Levi, where's Aiden?

Levi, smirking: Oh, his playing with himself.

Jonathan: He's what?

[The scene cuts to Aiden playing a game of chess in his room by himself]

Landon: Go big or go home.

Brandon, tears in his eyes: I am begging you, Landon. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Landon: I'm going big.

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