#you just cannot

[billscciardo]

love that NOW the media suddenly cares about vcarb having shit strategies that ruin their drivers' races like 75% of the time (generous)

[pizzapasta23045]

Varka: Yeah so Alice recommend this guy as chief alchemist. Seems really legit, passed the exam with flying marks, even corrected the examiner on some answers. He's a genius, it seems, it's almost like he's from Khaenri'ah (insert goofy ass laugh)

Kaeya *sweating profusely by this point because Alice was known to associate with Rhinedottir in Khaenri'ah and she is not above shape shifting*: Oh, really? And what might their name be?

Varka: Oh, his name's Albedo.

Kaeya: *sudden flashback to his father telling him about a weird passion project of Rhinedottir's to create an artificial humans, with the last prototype before the fall being named Rubedo*

Kaeya: Oooh. Great! Fantastic!

[balaclavacharles]

Sacred love 🥺

[lockandk3yfiction]

Ichigo has always known Renji's had feelings for Rukia and you can't convince me not.

[vanquishedvaliant]

My gacha luck in arknights is so terrible I have pulled exactly 3 6* so far and all 3 of them have been the exact same damn operator that I don’t want and can’t really use

[heatedrivalryy]

No one: Juli: *insert normal ass food here* is invalid

[oficyblood-blog]

“For someone who made rather bad dad jokes, Father’s having a terrible time keeping his cool when I make puns.~”

[i-am-kind-of-lost]

Slot's getting sacked by the end of the year