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You are NOT ‘high maintenance’ for your f/o
You do NOT have too much emotional baggage for your f/o
Your f/o is NOT with you out of a mere obligation
You are NOT unattractive to your f/o
You are NOT a burden on your f/o
You ARE, however:
Enough for your f/o
Beautiful/Handsome to your f/o
Perfect for your f/o
The whole world to your f/o
Your f/o’s motivation for everything
A comforting person that makes your f/o’s day better
A beacon of hope to your f/o
"But nonsharers are delusional! "Yumeshippers/selfshippers are delusional!" "Otherkins/alterhumans/therians are delusional!" Okay what if one of them did have delusions. Like what then. Not many people call this part out but like ...okay what if they were really mentally ill? Are you their therapist? Also do you think delusional people aren't allowed to have opinions or hobbies or coping mechanisms? Like what now.
yumeship question!
what is you and your f/o’s height difference?
Would they malewife?!
just realised they’re all lwk wife material anyways (this is all for fun pls don’t come after me</3) not beta read as usualll
ft: hsr men! (all the women are girlbosses.) →Dan heng, Welt, Gepard, Aventurine
Dan Heng:
Oh yes.
Would do a good job too
Breakfast? Made. Laundry? Done. Dishes? Washed.
You name it, Dan heng has already done it.
Would make you breakfast in bed on demand
Not to mention this man is surprisingly good at eyeliner (I MEAN LOOK AT HIS RED EYELINER LIKE RED EYELINER DAN HENG APPRECIATION🙇)
would grab your chin gently and tilt your head up towards his face so he can lean in close and do your eyeliner for you while he stares in your eyes, win-win for both of you.
This man has me on my KNEESSSS
If you were sick he would probably make the best soup ever
“Dan Heng, are you sure you didn’t order take-out soup from some fancy expensive restaurant?”
“…what?”
His cooking skills are THAT good.
After all he’s very capable since he’s always cleaning up after March 7th and taking care of trailblazers mess
You’re convinced the house would probably fall apart without him so remember to shower him with kisses after he handles everything for you<3
Welt:
honestly it’s a 50/50 relationship, but he’d malewife if you asked
Still I think he’d less malewife and more “let’s do it together”
grandpa can take care of you and make bank
he’s pretty strong so i hc Welt as those old grandpa bodyguards that look like they should retire but are crazy good at defence so he can pay bills woohoo
Anyways he would be able to deep clean pretty well like if you guys were to do a spring cleaning he would likely take over and be done in a flash once you give up
“Welt, we’ve been at this for three hours, I’m taking a break.”
As soon as you leave the room he would pull a “SURVIVE OR BE DESTROYED-“
“…what was that.”
“Nothing, also i finished up.” He says as the black hole with a suspiciously large pile of clothes inside it disappears
Would take care of the house if you didn’t feel like it
Responsible bc like Dan Heng he has to deal with March 7th and trailblazer
So overall he’s more a 50/50 man (not the bill though. he’d always pay.)
Gepard:
YESYESYES NO QUESTIONS ASKED
He probably got lectured a bunch by serval growing up so he knows how to do everything right
Would teach you how to properly clean the bathroom or how to properly load the laundry
“…so…three…”
washing machine starts with no warning
“NO TWO- I SAID TWO-“
it’s ok he also took care of it when the washing machine started foaming
would SPOIL you rotten for no reason at all
You will literally come home go your favourite desert on table, your favourite flowers in a vase and the entire house deep cleaned
The way you could have just bawled on the spot
Gepards actually pretty shy about it so when you praise him he goes all red and splutters about some “bare minimum” and “good habits”
He loves it when you praise him though so dont stop
Aventurine:
he gives off malewife energy but erm… he can’t really do the “traditional wife” part
HEARMEOUT.
Growing up he was sold and wasn’t taken care of properly, much less learned how to do stuff like clean the freaking bathroom so unfortunately you’re probably gonna have to do a bunch of heavy lifting
He’s still gonna try his best though
By try his best I mean buy his best
Literally buys you cleaning services because he wants to spend time with his gem so why would he let you slave away at the floors when a machine could do the same thing?
“…Aventurine, did you buy ANOTHER cleaning robot.”
“But my gem! This one works at double the speed!☹️”
It didn’t work at double the speed and it left soap all over the floor so you had to have a mopping date with aventurine
Didn’t stop you from having fun together when you guys started mop wars and see who could clean the most area in a minute
You guys tied but he swears he’ll beat you next time (sure he will)
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tbh might write a part two if this gets 30 likes, req characters in comments!
P2! : Gallagher + Dr Ratio
P3!: Phainon, Mydei, Anaxa
F/o Imagines!! Feel free 2 use :33
🦇You and your f/o are watching a horror movie which they play off as not scary but when they go to sleep, they hold on closer to you for comfort💕 🦇Your f/o spams with you silly images of flowers and cats and when you ask them why, they say because it reminds them of you and how much they love you!! 🦇F/o has a hobby of scrap booking but has decided to start a new scrap book featuring all the things they love so each time you guys go out, they take a quick polaroid photo and adds it to their book. At the end of the year, they give you the scrap book as a gift and gives you a big forehead kiss!!!
🦇Your f/o loves you so much so when they come in from work, they immediately go to find you and covers your whole face with kisses!!!
🦇Your f/o does not like sleeping in the dark so you buy them a super cool lava lamp and it makes them so happy to watch before dozing off to sleep. They eventually start collecting lava lamps and shares them with you!!
🦇F/o loves to feel your touch or just you in general to remind them that they aren't just dreaming and truly does have you!! They'll brush your hair, hold your hand, give you kisses, long hugs, and your makeup if you let them💕💕💕
🦇F/o loves holding your hand, especially in public and is not afraid to show the world who makes them feel so joyous and loved!! They sometimes hug you and spin you around in circles in public as well because what the hell, they love you and love seeing the spark in your eyes each time they do it :3
Thanks 4 reading!!!! Your f/o loves u very much btw they told me all about it!!! :D
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texts for your yumeship
