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Tugs collar I have ii brainrot rn you’re gonna have to deal w it sorry
Power Peeps trio's Psycholonials clownsonas oh yeah
Silly thought. Yuri polycule going on an adventure to do a group date. They arrive to find morning crew polycule also at the spot.
Big spiderman meme.
yuri and yaoi polycules save me
The women finally decided on three full picnic baskets of food. Their daughters loved it. A date with their moms? Empanada and Pomme were excited out of their little minds. It was a wonderful way to help ease Rivers and her child Pepito get adjusted into the dynamic they had going on.
Bright green leaves bled into the pulsing blue of the summer sky above the park. Stunning day to have a picnic. As Niki and Bagi spread out the checkered blanket, Tina noticed something in the close distance. "Who is that?"
Niki perked up as the kids settled down on the blanket with Baghera and Rivers. She squinted her eyes, the black around her eyes serving to give her a better view. "Oh, it's the boys! Tubbo, Fit and Pac." She raised her hand to wave them over.
They started the trek over as the girls continued to settle down. Mouse sunk down and laid her cane down gently, trying to keep it out of the children's little grubby hands.
"Oi!" Pac greeted. "What are you guys doing here?"
"Date with the newest member of our polycule," Jaiden said with a laugh, smiling at Rivers.
"What are you guys doing?" Niki asked.
"Same thing," Fit said with a laugh, squeezing Tubbo's shoulder. "We finally stopped being dumbasses."
Bagi clapped her hands. "Congrats!! I knew you guys would figure it out eventually."
"Yeah, yeah," Tubbo muttered but Tina noticed he was leaning into Fit's touch as if it was his only land line left to reality. "Shut the fuck up."
"Well we're happy for you," Tina said before sitting down with Em. "Enjoy your date guys."
"You too!" the three of them chimed before heading back off into the distance.
Rivers laughed. "Crazy how many people on this island are gay. It's like uh... LGBTQ central."
They all laughed with her, belly laughs that ended with them leaning on each other for support.
"True Federation agenda," Baghera quipped and the laughter started to roll between them all once more. Tina had never felt so safe in her life. Maybe things were finally going her way.
I JUST FINISHED THIS-
Yuri week day; 6, cozy @mcyt-yuri-week
Ship;qsmp yuri polycule/pancake polycule (qJaiden, qBaghera, qBagi, qTina, qNiki, qMouse)
They all cuddling in a pile.
(Yn and Bobbie in full trad goth makeup sitting on the couch watching a movie)
Chrisjen:why?
Yn:why not.
ok but. the yuri polycule all taking turns to sing Pomme and Empanada's lullaby for the egg missions.
one night she gets Bagi and Tina singing but it's just Tina singing and Bagi awkwardly clapping and singing along.
The next is Jaiden and Nikki just. FIREBALL. PWAM PWAM PWAM PWARAMPWAM.
THEN FUCKING BAGHERA AND MOUSE. GIVING A FULL OUT CONCERT TO HER.
and like the door is closed but the rest of the polycule is like. "guys. should we take classes." (no they don't need to the babies like their lullabies as much as Bagh's and Mouse's)
You made the post now i gotta request a fic /lh
Something with q!Niki/q!Jaiden/q!Baghera or the whole breakfast club+ q!baghera
(I've seen all em's moms being called 'the breakfast club'. qNiki, qJaiden, qMouse, qTina, qBagi)
FUCK YEAHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRIRITN THIS I LOVE THEM AN DI LOVE WOMEN AHHHHH
Jaiden was the one who woke up the earliest in the house they all called home. She would roll out of bed, out of Niki’s arms most of the time and head to the kitchen. Never having been the best cook, she had asked Niki ages ago to help her learn some. Now every morning she woke before the sun to make eggs for the whole family. It was so tender her eyes would tear up if she thought about it for too long.
Mouse was the second one to wake up. Anywhere between a half hour and a hour after Jaiden woke and started breakfast, Mouse would wander into the kitchen in a pair of pj’s that were absolutely never hers and greet her with a peck on the cheek. They kept each other company in the early mornings. The rest of the women were much bigger sleepers than them.
Empanada woke up around the same time that Bagi did so Bagi was the one designated to fetch the young girl from her room and bring her out to eat. Bagi made the most delicious pancakes. Jaiden and Empanada would rave about them every morning that she made them while Mouse just watched them with a sleepy content expression. Domestic bliss.
Tina was up next, crawling out of her and Bagi’s room with a yawn and an adorable tired smile. She would wrap her arms around her girlfriend as she cooked, going non-verbal for the first hour or so after she awoke. Everyone who was awake would take Em to school. Pile in the minivan, turn up the music, and they would be off. They had used to worry that there would be a time when Empanada would be embarrassed of them but every single day without fail, she kissed them all before she got out of the car, signing i love you after them until they had driven out of sight.
When they finally got back, Baghera would be half awake perched on the kitchen counter eating their breakfast leftovers. “We can make you something?”
“Baghera, please let us make you some food for once.”
She always brushed them off. “Non, non. This is fine, mes petits choux. I am content.”
Niki would awaken last but always managed to be the most bright eyed. She would make them all tea, not taking any of their “oh you don’t have to”’s with any seriousness.
“I insist. Let me spoil you all.”
It was unusual, they all knew that. But it was home. Ellas son casa.
Pancake polycule + q!baghera 👉👈
anon I had so much fun writing this. kissing you on the forehead
It was always quite interesting to see the reactions people had when all of Empanada's moms dropped her off at school. Usually it was just one of them. They would get to know Bagi most of the time. Everyday like clockwork she would drop off Em at the same time, with a face full of kisses and endless praises in Portuguese.
Tina would be by her side sometimes with an awkward smile and a “fuck it up kid.”
Bagi would slap her. “YOU CANT SAY FUCK IT UP TO A CHILD?”
"Why not?” Tina would sob as the teachers looked on in a bit of confusion.
At first they thought that was all of the moms. Tina and Bagi were clearly a couple and Empanada must be their first born daughter.
Then two new women came in, a tall blonde with a wild grin and a shorter dark haired woman always spotted in a business suit. “Hi!” The dark haired woman said. “I'm Jaiden. This is Baghera. We're here for our daughter Empanada.”
"We thought her moms were Tina and Bagi?” one of the teachers asked.
Baghera laughed then spoke in an accented voice. “Our daughter has many mothers.”
Em screamed with joy when she spotted them and ram straight into their arms.
“EMPANADA!” They cried in unison gathering up their daughter in their arms.
Maybe, the teachers gossiped once they were gone, one of those women was with Tina or Bagi and now they're a divorced couple with a kid between the four of them.
For a while they were convinced this was what it was until halfway through the school year when Baghera walked in, hand in hand with Tina, another woman trailing behind them. This woman had bright pink hair twirled up into giant pigtails on either side of her head and was considerably shorter than Baghera.
“Hello!” Baghera called out in her crisp accented voice. “We are here for our daughter.”
Empanada came barreling out and grabbed the new woman's legs. “MOUSEY!”
The woman, Mousey?, laughed loudly. “Hello darling. How was school?”
As Empanada left, carried by yet another one of her mothers, the teachers were left in abject confusion and varying states of disbelief.
“Polycule?” One said faintly as the rest of the students left with their parents.
“Must be,” the second said, sighing heavily. “Let's just hope it's only the five of them.”
It was not.
The next day another woman with pink hair, much tamer then the first, walked in with Jaiden. Her sweet smile was blinding. “This is Niki,” Jaiden introduced. “My girlfriend.”
“I thought Baghera was her girlfriend,” one of the teachers muttered but Niki's incredible hearing heard it.
“Baghera is her girlfriend. And mine.” She smiled, a feline smile of teeth before her face softened as Empanda joined their group.
“Oh baby, hello.”
“Mama!”
The teachers all stared at each other as the women left. “Six mothers?” one of them said.
“That child is going to grow up loved,” another said shooting a glare as she shot down what was sure to be a rude comment. The rest murmured their assent.
“She's going to be incredibly loved.”