Genuinely curious.
What's ur honest opinions on kurts relationships he's been in slash tried to get in.
Storm
Amanda
Megan
Rachel
Kimri
Wanda
Zsen
Silver sable
Ect
Hi nonny thank you, thousands of thank you and let's all share a delicious cookie ou pastel de nata(it's a famous treat in my country...ironically, it's not originated from here but is famous)bc this ask is what I love to answer the most.
1) Amanda- aka Jimaine(her real name is Jimaine, let's not americanized this poor character) I feel so bad for her. I k now she is not this perfect angel and sure you enough anyone can say "she did bad stuff" yeah, EVERYONE IN THE XMEN DID. The fandom loves to hate this woman while pities Kurt forgetting this damn imp was more than willing to sleep with Jimaine. He wanted his HOT step sister(keep in mind this is a very popular fetish) have Jimaine was ugly....he would be so out of there. Everyone treated her as she was the worst and I was, sadly, in that category....now I see the lights. Jimaine is not a victim. Kurt is not a poor angel seduced by this evil ROMA woman. Kurt wanted this....he wanted sex with this woman, just sex. He would prefer to marry a white woman. Jimaine can pass as white but isn't white enough for him. (Sounds mean, sounds as if I'm calling him racist while I don't think it was the intention....Kurt sure likes white blonde women. That alone isn't enough to make one racist but... It's very Sus!)
Megan- oh my poor darling. She is a fetish, could have been more and in the second season of Excalibur she became more (I meant in the one where Kurt and Kitty aren't in the team) but Kurt was a scumbag in that era. Yes, no one can control what they feel sure but what Kurt loves about Meggan? She is Roma (not like him bc she does have some fondness about that, Kurt never mention that) but is a hot blonde babe....ironically, this is a look she picked to please Brian...but amazing how Kurt is so into her, his dick went hard as if he never saw a woman before (there a scene of him in the tube where he is going "nuts" bc Meggan open the door to give him something,she was being friendly albeit naive but wow Kurt had an erection bc of that....mind you there nothing suggestive on her part) and their almost kiss is really really iffy as Meggan can't control her power in the sense ...she can be whatever YOU want her to be. Kurt knew that. I feel Meggan should have punched Kurt (Rachel was good in stopping the fighting between Kurt and Brian but she should have chewed out Kurt too bc he isn't innocent)
Jimaine is a hot blonde.
Meggan is a hot blonde who Kurt wants to fuck
Are you seeing the connections?
Rachel- more pseudo incest. Yes, Kurt is not Rachel's biological uncle but in one future/dimension Rachel, as a lil girl, saw Kurt as a priest and her uncle. In 616, she jumped in the ship but let's not blame only on Rachel for this (I think that relationship was a cry for help) bc Kurt jump in the relationship gladly and was thinking in marry her, mind you he never once had any desire to marry his hot sister...just fool around with her. Rachel now is dating the woman who kissed her father...NO I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT.
Kimri- there a theory, I mentioned before,where Kimri is Kitty. Regardless of the theory being canon or not, Kimri is one of those people who absolutely deserve to ouch Kurt's face...he ruined her revenge and side with Angulie (Kitty deserves a punch too as she killed Angulie for sure defending her "friend") and the fact in the X-Men the end they are together is a big joke. Well, considering the the end will never be canon...Kimri dodged a bullet. Also love how she birth his kids but know nothing about her.
Wanda- STOP SHIPPING ROMA CHARACTERS WITH THIS IMP. Like Wanda's identity is so tied with Roma culture that to imagine her with an imp like Kurt who is proudly parading himself as German and disregarding the culture of the family who raised him...who fooled around with Jimaine. Wanda deserves way better. People ship them bc in an au they have a kid together, but you know, having a kid together doesn't mean "loving relationship" we never even saw a panel of them together. Hell, when Talia talked about her father all Kurt says is "I should call her" smth like that...the implications is "she is hot, I should fuck her" and honestly, Talia comes across as desperated as she really want to sell, to make us see, how Kurt x Wanda her parents are meant to be....we have no panel of their relationship...Talia existing means shit.
Especially as motherhood was stolen from Wanda in 616...I do support Wanda never date Vision, but never Kurt.
(we know he would have a breeding kink and Wanda could be trigger by that)
Zsen- hahahahahahahaha hahahaha 😂🤣🤣😂 🤣😂😂 I will say that relationship is hilarious, it meant to make us see his as a good thing for Kurt but Zsen wasn't having a good time with him ....he is not good in bed. THE WOMAN DRAW HIM DICK LESS. Like, not sure of your gender or sexual orientation, but imagine you are a heterosexual man who slept with this hot babe....you wake up and see she has left the bed and somehow draw you in a big mural DICKLESS and you never see her again. Would you think that register as "oh yeah the sex was amazing" ?
I heard some defenses that she may wanted to draw him as divine but ....IF THAT WAS THE INTENTION OF THE WRITER FAILED. If Zsen really wanted to draw him as a saint...she could have done. He could be clothes for that.
NO. HE ID DICKLESS.
He also looks like an animal.
Nothing of that was flattering.
Ops forget about Storm
Storm- she is gorgeous but not white or blonde. He flirts with her in his ressurection arc but nothing comes from this but he can and will fuck Bloody Bess who is supposedly to be a version of Beth, a white woman. SUS ABD AND IFFY. This ship will never happen if I can say this about Kurtty, I feel the Kurt x Ororo fans can be reasonable and see this ship will never be canon and maybe that is a mercy bc Kurt of the comics should be with no one.
Silver- oh my god, poor character! Poor woman. Her backstory as an annon enlighten me, thank you nonny, would make her sure to never work with the orchids the "not quite nazi but def nazi" organization and Kurt doing nothing as his friend and fellow mutants are being jailed and murder or worse LIKE A CONCENTRATION CAMP (THE GOOD GERMAN, EVERYONE) He had time to cosplay as Spiderman (I so think he wanted to fuck Black Cat. He wanted to bang all the hot ladies on Spiderman's life) and Sable would be disgusted to him, should be....but you know, Kurt needs to smooch someone.
Bomus
HIS NEW FLING, A MILF
I hope she dumps him...but it's most likely the writer forget about her which is a blessing in disguise.
