#ztp

[bird--egg]

I think maybe I’ve been falling for a long time

[astralismortis]

A commission from a friend back in January. They plan on getting it as a tattoo. Can’t wait to see it when it’s done! : D

[underestimated-heroine]

Back when we were like 14 & 12 ans played Twilight Princess my sis and I named the horse "my vag" one time and let me tell u that lil bitch that steals your horse and goes on a soapbox about washing it & taking care of it had a pretty big L on her forehead during that playthrough. lol got her

[damnitdwight]

i was today years old when i learnt that creed bratton's birth name is william charles schneider irl

[obby98]

Zant from twilight princess wore the helmet because he was ugly. Change my mind. Not really, just saying my opinion.

[andimthedad]

Zoom Tolerance Policy

Luke: [age 15] "April is the first month we've gone a whole month without a school shooting since 2002."

Wife: "Makes sense. There's nobody at school to shoot. But that's still pretty sad."

Beth: [age 11] "I guess. You just have to carry around your guns at home, and that's pretty boring."

Me: "You can't really shoot a Zoom meeting. At least, you'd only destroy your own computer."

Beth: "Wait, so... if I bring a weapon to class, but I'm still at home because it's a Zoom class, do I still get in trouble?"

Me: "I wonder how zero-tolerance policies work through distance learning."

Wife: "It's probably more an issue of serious threats than actual harm."

Me: "Now ZTP means Zoom Tolerance Policy."

Luke: "But what are they going to do? Give me detention? They can't even send me to my room: I'M ALREADY THERE."

Me: "It's still a bad idea to bring a gun to class."

Beth: "But what if it's a gun class?"

Me: "Hmm. That must be part of the new distance learning Home Economics curriculum."

[karlstad]

oleek • roar • ztp

[insertcreativeurl-blog1]

In honor of my high school volleyball team moving on to the finals, I whipped this up.

and yes, my jersey number is 13