Take A Left On Sunshine Boulevard

"Be the weirdest little weird in all of Weird Town" ~Grace Helbig

[theycantalk]

contingency

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[cincinnatibeef]

me: sees velociraptors

me: these dogs are sharp but they are still good

[acomas]

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

[allicisdollasigns]

[kitty]

[coolmanfromthepast]

MURDER THE TOY

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[sea-salted-wolverine]

When I say I literally screamed I don’t mean like internet screamed

[anxietyproblem]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I like to dip my cookies in Mountain Dew because it gives them an ever so tangy flavor if left in there for the right amount of time

[azaleatown]

This has become a candidate for my Least favorite post

[sarahseeandersen]

[patrik-star]

just look at that concentration 

[coffee-comedy-cakes]

I really want to know what it was like in the writers room for this show because honestly who comes up with this

[thevastnessof]

did anybody else have a moment as a kid/teen where you suddenly realized that you were more than likely never going to have one of those big adventures that you read abt in YA novels. and u were going to just have a normal life with normal problems, and got real sad. and even tho u now see value in a regular life, part of you still wants magic powers and a rag tag group of ride-or-die friends who are out to save the world

[puffier]

That’s why dnd is a human need and deserves a place on maslow’s heirarchy

[cryptidlover420-deactivated2018]

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

[danfreakindavis-deactivated2019]

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

[simonamstellshair]

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

[cornchipz-revival]

oh my god you can

[threelights]

being on this website since 2011 feels like being that dog in that one movie where he reincarnates. like i feel like i’ve lived five hundred separate and distinct lives and also died four times and also like i’ve watched history unfold from the beginning of man

[threelights]

wait

[threelights]

a blog’s purpose

[bisexualgambit]

You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx

[arctic-silence]

i wish my cats would tolerate this.