[sistertaxon]

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

[sarahseeandersen]

[davidsfincher]

[mysharona1987]

[daenerys-targaryen-moved]

#governments be like

[michellepsychologist]

Good news amidst all this chaos

[emotionalsupportmanteau]

Heroes

[maneth985]

With all the insanity of people hoarding needless things leaving out those who need it and rich people not giving a shit about the health of others causing many to fall ill and cities to shut down, we need some uplifting news.

[nightofthecreeps]

I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

[nirnruwut]

every lesbian i know loves pirates what’s with that

[galactictesticle-deactivated202]

Keira knightly in pirates of the carribean

[childhoodruiner]

[pettycentral]

[dark-waves]

[redd-ess]

She had a heart that swallowed every soul that dared to Love her.

[solassitudes]

oh. maybe. maybe this it. maybe that’s the problem.

[ofgeography]

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[abigailcathleen]

me after trying this tip

[memewhore]

[notexactlycoping]

[roolsilver]

My entire life condensed into one sentence.

[podsn]

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can’t stop laughing

[justlookatthosesausages]

I’m on the floor omg the sound edit 

[i-am-found]

GIRLFRIENDS!!!!! (gif)

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