I'M TOO POP PUNK FOR THIS

Brittany. 22. New Jersey born, California state of mind. Human owl. Alien hunter. Defender of pizza. I use a machete to cut through red tape. I hate piña coladas but love getting stuck in the rain. All around hockey fan. Monarch to the throne of Timbuktu. Queen Elizabeth llI's great great great great great great granddaughter.

[treatsandsuch]

when you overhear your name in a conversation

[toastbutteregg]

[vamprisms]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[trillin09]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[throwbackblr]

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[bloomflowersbloom]

[sweet-jennifer-lawrence]

[livingthegifs]

“Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. Bye.”

By: thejennire

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[heneraluna]

[nicoldemort]

[90s90s90s]

I never got to do this on picture day..

[meanplastic]

[bongcop]

[babyanimalgifs]

[all-the-jokes]

Two goldfish are in a tank

One turns and says to the other “do you know how to drive this thing?”