[wwinterweb]

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[bortoukali]

[alinascrapbook]

[protobacillus]

[devilishdescent]

brainfreeze is my favorite pain response because it’s literally your body telling you to stop eating fucking snow, you stupid jackass, what is wrong with you

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[avvviso]

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[dunmertitty]

I don’t know what this is but same

[thehoneybeewitch]

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

[3melting3rainbows3]

“cindy no, FUCK”

[savemeteion]

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

[alittlegayjellybean]

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

[vethox]

[doctormeloku]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[sixpenceee]

A polished volcanic rock.

[ibleachednirvana]

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[buyakasha]

*tiny mew* *BIG MEOOOOOOOOOOOOW* *tiny mew*

[garpusstuff]

Aww. He’s got lots to say. :)

[americanninjax-deactivated20191]

Let me sing you the song of my people.

[smellestine]

omggg

[technitaur]

he sounds exactly like the ‘33 screaming frogs’ video

[sanrenseofficial]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

pure post

[snakes-official]

Fun Snake Fact

They cute