A witty blog title

Cat, 30s, Geordie-ish Mostly just reblog stuff that makes me giggle

[flowerinaflame]

[sorrrowfull]

[shesnake]

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

[tennesseewillams]

the ONLY problem that anyone should have with straight people playing gay characters is that sometimes when theyre bad actors you can tell that they dont want to be kissing homosexually. and thats annoying. get into it or go home girl

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

[i-am-the-oyster]

[coleslaw-frosting]

I love Binface so much.

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[iamanewvagina101]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I wish sports betting apps could feel pain

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sophsun1]

Psych – Psych The Musical