Fabulous Failure

Welcome to my blog, dudes. I have several other blogs, as well. You should check them out sometime. Especially the comic blog, I'm trying to gain a little publicity on that so we could publish it. Anywho, look out for stuff like Adventure Time, Homestuck(a little), stupid shit, butts, pokemon, cool art, some of my art, astronomical stuff, and just random things on my blog.

[takorokku]

Me, trying to open up to my friends: I feel sad

Them: aw :(

Me: okay I'm never doing that again

[the-mog-diary]

based from @butterflyinthewell‘s post

i’ve been down BUT THIS POST MADE ME LAUGH SO I JUST CREATED A COMIC BASED OFF OF ONE OF THE THE THINGS

[broken-hipchecks]

Reblog Chain: Describe your MH experience using Spongebob pics.

Lets begin:

WHEN YOU FIGHT GYPCEROS

[broomythehunter-blog]

Fighting Deviljho for the first time.

[purplange-deactivated20160917]

the cluster….I guess?

[charleydriftwood]

Projected Timeline of Global Warming

2030: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

2100: The water’s getting warm, so we might as well swim

2250: My world’s on fire

[avatarstateyipyip]

3000: Not much has changed but we live under water

[angryinkeddrunk]

“A woman against (modern) feminism!?! WHAT? Stop trying to show off for boys!! We gave you the right to vote!!!” screams the 16 year old girl

[princessrhcenyra]

[ranty-mc-rantface]

Don’t you just love it when people say shit like this, then block you and run because they can’t handle the reply? Here it is anyway, sweet thing.

To anyone out there who agrees with this darling little bigot: BUCKLE UP KIDDOS, WE’RE GOING ON A WILD RIDE <3

~*~* THAT’S CISPHOBIA *~*~

~*~* THAT’S HETEROPHOBIA *~*~

~*~* THAT’S MISANDRY *~*~

~*~* THAT’S RACISM, AS DIRECTED AT CAUCASIANS *~*~

As a serious side note, I never said that they were oppressed. I said that they suffered hate. Being a member of a majority group/not currently being “oppressed” does not make someone immune from recieving hatred just for the way that they are.

[sabrinacaps]

[ezrasmoon]

College students.

[nerdysuccess]

Salem :D

[projectormom]

I get that ‘animated character with a standard model outfit has a whole closet full of that same outfit over and over’ is a standard gag, I get that. But that does not even come close to adequately explaining why Steven has like 200 t-shirts. You have a washing machine, lil buddy. Do you only do laundry twice a year? If so, why bother having a washing machine? And the gems just think it’s normal either way; their clothes are like welded to their bodies or whatever, the poor things have no frame of reference. They just accept it and help him fold his 200 shirts guys…there is a better way…

[nyctosaurid]

actually this is one of my favorite takes on this joke because there’s actually a pretty subtle and good explanation for it; steven’s shirts are Greg’s old band merch:

[ha-pax]

[mistomaxo]

the juice is loose

[toloveviceforitself]

…what the shit did I just watch

[wiseguynephile]

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

[toloveviceforitself]

…ask a stupid question, I guess

[wiseguynephile]

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

[tflatte]

…but what question led to THIS?

[lyrangalia]

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

[optimysticals]

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

[thatroxiegirl]

I will never not love John Cleese

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

What a man

[alaija]

Given the history with Monty Python, it’s not something he hasn’t faced before, it is just coming from the other side of politics.

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

[iguanamouth]

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

a real movie

[iguanamouth]

shit. shit

[tramtheram]

[thesassybuttercup]

[justbrosthings]

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[jyourpr-ob]

💛.