I am a cheesecake.

I'm probably eating right now...

[oyeevarnika]

what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[beemovieerotica]

remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said

[evilwizard]

this could work. we never tried it

[depsidase]

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[depsidase]

[fini-mun]

Was working on a panel and then suddenly I decided to live vicariously through Tails and have him address the important things in life.

[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[twilightofadead]

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[depsidase]

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[animentality]

[deadpowol]

[naamahdarling]

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

[fireworkss-exe]

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

[sistertaxon]

I know this is a joke, and this is tumblr, but do not do this. Preschoolers frequently leak highly flammable fluids. I get that this is the kids-hating website, but throwing lit matches at preschoolers doesn't just hurt them, it hurts all of the surrounding buildings in your community, not to mention yourself and any nearby trees. It's not "punk" to destroy other people's personal or private property, it's just rude.

[punishedsaints]