music to eat pond scum to

| Sam, 24, white, he/they |

[twerklina]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

might fuck around and catch me a sea bass

might fuck around and catch me a sturgeon

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

[sellos]

[256gb]

Step into my office.

[shroomgluggler]

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

ALT

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[mossywaterfalls]

Northeast California

~10 miles total

[karvina]

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

[fallout-lou-begas]

[marinolta]

[pseudomantis]

This is literally true

[opendirectories]

[elucubrare]

i dreamt of a house with too many rooms, which sounds lyrical and all except most of them were just full of different kinds of couch

[elucubrare]

frat house piranesi :(

[puddinginthemix]

"the hall with the beer-stained microsuede sectional"

"the year i found a squirrel eating pretzel sticks under the cream-colored faux-leather love seat"

[segmentedleg]

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[yr-efydd-ger-yr-afon-wyre]

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