Talk to Spencer Porter

Spencer Porter: postmodern gay, McKinley Titan wide receiver, McKinley Glee Club member. Drop me a question if you want to talk.

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@ Hot Rod

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Vanilla, chocolate, or rocky road?

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Definitely chocolate! Are you okay with Supreme and Meat Lover’s Pizza by the way? That’s what I usually order.

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That’s sounds fine. I’ll see you tonight, man.

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Have you decided if you will continue attending McKinley next year, now that there is no more football?

I have decided. I will be attending McKinley next year, but playing football at Lima Senior High. I’m overly excited to spend my senior year with my friends at McKinley, and still play football at the same time. 

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@ Alistair

talktoalistair replied to your post “What celebrities would you most like to hook up with?”

Hozier has long hair, Ed Sheeran has red hair…I’m sensing a pattern here.

Are you saying I have a type?

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Seems like it.

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Well then I guess you’re my type. 

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I guess so. [he laughs.] Just promise me, if Hozier and Ed Sheeran come around Lima, you won’t run off with them.

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I promise that even in the presence of Hozier and Ed Sheeran I will stay faithful to you.

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Would you ever grow your hair out like your boyfriend?

Not likely.

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@ Alistair

talktoalistair replied to your post “What celebrities would you most like to hook up with?”

Hozier has long hair, Ed Sheeran has red hair…I’m sensing a pattern here.

Are you saying I have a type?

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Seems like it.

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Well then I guess you’re my type. 

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@ Hot Rod

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How about tomorrow night? 

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Sounds like a plan, I’ll bring the pizza you bring the ice cream? 

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Vanilla, chocolate, or rocky road?

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@ Alistair

talktoalistair replied to your post “What celebrities would you most like to hook up with?”

Hozier has long hair, Ed Sheeran has red hair...I'm sensing a pattern here.

Are you saying I have a type?

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What celebrities would you most like to hook up with?

None. I am very happy with my man. 

Hozier or maybe Ed Sheeran... 

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@ Hot Rod

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Then lets do it! Before you go to New York,

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Sounds like a plan! What day works best for you? I am free this whole week. 

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How about tomorrow night? 

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What makes you think of love?

Um... Valentines Day?

The ukulele, scarves, my boyfriend...

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@ Hot Rod

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Ice cream and pizza. 

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You know I can’t turn that down! 

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Then lets do it! Before you go to New York,

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What is your favorite late night snack?

Cold pizza is always a favorite of mine. 

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@ Hot Rod

talktospencerp replied to your post “Are you and Spencer BFFs?”

Does this mean I get to braid your hair and talk about boys with you? OMG ROD - we can totes have a slumber party.

Definitely! Well.. Just as long as there’s ice cream haha

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Ice cream and pizza. 

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Is there anything in the past year that you regret doing?

Nope, I don’t believe in regrets. 

But I do regret how much of an ass I was to Roderick... 

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Do a lot of girls hit on you?

Not a lot, but definitely enough. It’s pretty funny. 

Especially when Alistair sees and gets all jealous and adorable.

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Does it bug you when people assume there has to be a 'girl' in a relationship with two guys?

Well yeah, obviously.

The point of being gay is dating a guy, not a girl. 

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You should get into Shakespeare. He was a pretty cool dude. He wrote all about sex and revenge and injustice.

Wait seriously? 

Sex? I thought it was all about pretentious people whining about their lives. And teenagers complaining and killing themselves.