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[animentality]

[pissvortex]

fuck everything else happy birthday sputnik

[normalbirb]

Fantastic feature guys!

[edwad]

now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it's time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

[blazevillains-deactivated202504]

[waspcup]

i would.Get Grinkled Boy.

[evilbeast-moved]

reblog to grinkle a mutual

[fascinationstreetmp3]

whenever i see that post about swapping female characters with male ones in video games i always think about this

[wattalott]

[furbearingbrick]

finally…men are becoming sluts again

nature is healing

[hungry-skeleton]

[scalproie]

[mhazaru]

Pearl redraws

[regularcitrus]

visual representation of my week

[tlirsgender]

I know "my dear" is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

[tlirsgender]

Imagine if like 150 years from now "bro" ends up having Connotations and the Future Tumblr gays are all losing their minds about how tender classical literature sounds

[tlirsgender]

Someone circa 2019: what's up my mans

Gays in 2205: oh my god his mans.......

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

[jakemorph]

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

[catchymemes]

Credit: @juliehangart

[weaver-z]

Y’all really think that billionaires will hand out their money to those who need it without direct action? It took four ghosts and complete psychological torture to make Ebenezer Scrooge be nice to his workers. This holiday season break Jeff Bezos’ spirit and redistribute his assets

[lifehackable]

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

[tarcroach]

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

[ittygittydiddynator]

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

[sparklesmccheesy]

Important and vital

[natasha-romvnoff]

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

[vastderp]

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

[caden]

[xetl]

the cat is controlling him

[five-flats]

catatouille

[missmamibee]

saw a kitty squishing some flowers in the yard and she looked at me like she had arcane secrets 

[missmamibee]

artistic rendition

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones

[nonbeesphoric]

ive said it before and i’ll say it again but nonbinary doesnt always mean agender or unaligned. it just means not completely a man or a woman. theres so many different nonbinary genders and reducing it to just meaning Totally Genderless And Unaligned is complety ignoring the intricacies of nonbinary identity. replacing a rigid gender binary with a rigid gender trinary helps no one.