Herald of War

I'm Taln, Herald of War, Bearer of Agonies, Patron of the Stonewards, a bunch of other stuff. I don't know what exactly the people are calling me these days. Pfp by Donato Giancola

[stephdefenderuntilidie]

Cosmere Fight Bracket

Final

Kaladin

Taln

Voting ended onJul 8

[taln-official]

Listen, i love the guy but honestly i could fold him like a wet paper towel even without my blade. He is just not surviving that

[stephdefenderuntilidie]

Cosmere Fight Bracket

Round 3 (part 4)

Taln

Marsh

Voting ended onJul 2

[taln-official]

A bit of a challenge, but i could beat him pretty easily

[stephdefenderuntilidie]

Cosmere Fight Bracket

Round 2 (part 2)

Taln

Zane

Voting ended onJun 29

[taln-official]

i win that so easily

[a-field-of-thistles]

mmmmm What shard would I be?

[cosmereplay]

congrats on killing god! time to find out what schtick you're stuck with forever. also i'm not writing descriptions for fifteen different re

[a-field-of-thistles]

New tag game guyssss

@erratic-dragon-fruit @moons-third-braincell @inferno-the-skywing @like-that-one-weird-dog-thing @lightweaver-naeuri @that-androgynous-lightweaver @patternmyson @burrbeast @mightymo63 @shreekofjoy + anyone else who would like to participate

[shreekofjoy]

Kiwi I'm so sorry

[tyresw]

Well one of us is going to have to change

[shreekofjoy]

See, but we'd preserve our states if we shared custody

[tyresw]

Preserving the Shard by sharing custody.... hmm, yes that could work

[taln-official]

not surprising

[breadraccoon]

Before WaT, I didn’t a shit about most the Heralds. But after? These are my mentally ill babies and I’d fight Retribution for them

[paprus-teutonic-knight]

Taln did nothing wrong ever in his entire life

[taln-official]

i make mistakes just as often as any other person. More even. Pretending that anyone can ever be perfect is always bad and leads down some very slippery slopes

[cam-pteryx]

Perfect guy

[taln-official]

OOC

Can i use this as my pfp?

[shreekofjoy]

How do we think Investiture tastes?

[taln-official]

strobry :)

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

Kind of sharp?

...do I have a strawberry allergy?

[taln-official]

Yeah its like a really bad one too but i like strawberries enough i just use stormlight to heal through it

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

that is definitely not your healthiest habit...

[taln-official]

Frankly I feel I've earned a few unhealthy habits at this point

[shreekofjoy]

How do we think Investiture tastes?

[taln-official]

strobry :)

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

Kind of sharp?

...do I have a strawberry allergy?

[taln-official]

Yeah its like a really bad one too but i like strawberries enough i just use stormlight to heal through it

[little-cute-pink-horrible-being]

Okay, insane theory, but - what if Taln didn't know that Breaking was an option? Remember, he joins the oathpact last, he isn't present at most of the discussion. What if for him it was like "for the good of Roshar you must suffer this torment for however long neccecary". He strikes me as the kind of guy who wouldn't really question the mechanics of this whole thing or how the apocalypse keeps restarting anyway, he'll be like "well, I signed up for this".

This makes no sense, but consider: it would be so fucking funny sad.

[taln-official]

No they explained pretty fast

[ellienelliebellie]

Taln..... I love you Taln..... oh my god...... Taln, Bearer of Agonies...... you never broke....... you didn't even want to be there and you never broke...... my pookie.... my glorious king...... my dearest love......

[taln-official]

*mid chewing* god damn he was not lying this chouta shit is DELICIOUS

[stormlightsnorter]

dealer: it’s called stonesinew shrooms. supposed to make you feel like Talenelat'Elin the herald of war

me: yeah i don’t feel crem

*five minutes later*

me: The time of the Return, the Desolation is near at hand. We must prepare. You will have forgotten much, following the destruction of the times past. Kalak will teach you to cast bronze, if you have forgotten this. We will Soulcast blocks of metal directly for you. I wish we could teach you steel, but casting is so much easier than forging, and you must have something we can produce quickly. Your stone tools will not serve against what is to come. Vedel can train your surgeons, and Jezrien . . .

my friend : i can not break I will not break i shall not break i have never broken I will not break i can not break i will not break i will not break I won’t break I can’t break i…

[taln-official]

I wonder what happens if i take some...

[piendish]

hte real april foule… was you.

[piendish]

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

[piendish]

my friende.

[give-me-your-passion]

friends do not seem to like you. are you evil?? are you friend?

@the-ominous-chasmfiend

I am not evil, and I have no idea why they don't like me.

[taln-official]

bullshit you hateful fuck

[inferno-the-skywing]

Hey, chat, remember the time I said I was unchained?

[inferno-the-skywing]

@unfortunatelyshortpeasent, you remember, right?

[unfortunatelyshortpeasent]

i do

[inferno-the-skywing]

Cause someone needs to chain me up again, I made three cosmere rp in the time it takes for me to get from the bus stop to back home.

[1kit]

Links

[inferno-the-skywing]

[taln-official]

give us the links or ill break and trigger another desolation

[give-me-your-passion]

Would you really abandon your oaths just for that, Talenel?

[taln-official]

No i was just hoping that fae would do it

[inferno-the-skywing]

Hey, chat, remember the time I said I was unchained?

[inferno-the-skywing]

@unfortunatelyshortpeasent, you remember, right?

[unfortunatelyshortpeasent]

i do

[inferno-the-skywing]

Cause someone needs to chain me up again, I made three cosmere rp in the time it takes for me to get from the bus stop to back home.

[1kit]

Links

[inferno-the-skywing]

[taln-official]

give us the links or ill break and trigger another desolation

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Ur least fav gal.

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

The one and only Piper.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

definitely not ao3

[dr-pepper-offical]

Dr. Pepper

[skyan-official]

skyan

[evilpineapple-offical]

Evil Pineapple

[shah4139-offical]

shah4139

[the-survivor-of-hathsin-official]

The Survivor of Hathsin

[taln-official]

Taln

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

it's a little-known fact that every cosmere rp blog is run by either shallan or wayne, and the only way you can differentiate is by whether they're immensely gay or wearing a hat

[taln-official]

who am i?