Tay's page!

just an Aussie dork with an unhealthy obsession with Eret from httyd |★| this is mostly a shit post + art sharing page ^^

[talotriestohuman]

Guys I watched phm and I see why they ship him with Markiplier now.

Also now I'm gonna unironically say: "Amaze Amaze Amaze!"

[talotriestohuman]

I love writing lethal OC X canon smut sometimes, because I can make people either cringe or be as down bad as i am for one Eret son of Eret >:3

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[willdlillyfoxyt]

Holy suspicious scamer alert don't interact with this—

This is the whole post...right? (click to see better)

I already knew this was off by the AI generated image and the Dev username... it's the only post.

And better yet... you can't follow yourself. If you are a staff member...you'll want to be well known with your face and name to be offical...yes?

ALERT EVERYONE.

@staff (the real staff)

[zeeloveswitchcraft]

"Two weeks of Tumblr premium" sure buddy...

Also, even if I'm not that popular, I still got likes on my most recent post right after I got these messages, so I can assure you it did NOT restrict access to my posts.

And maybe it's just me, but mentioning random ppl in comments isn't professional at all. Not to mention @staff exists, and it does not have some weird username with random numbers.

[talotriestohuman]

Litterally happened to me earlier today

[talotriestohuman]

Okay so apparently I'm restricted? How am I supposed to like.. not be, since the only thing I have linked is like my email 💀

[talotriestohuman]

I just had the funniest conversation to my friend, basically I got my grubby little hands on the hive of harmony add-on for Minecraft. And I coincidentally have an Eret Minecraft skin. So I may or may not be tempted to draw the man himself holding a bunch of comically sized, gay of varying flavours, bees.

(yes I'm doing the same thing with Talo, and then I'm gonna make em' kiss.)

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[talotriestohuman]

Pls I need to see Eret and dagur throwing hands violent style over something stupid 💔💔💔

Even if it's about whose dragon is better or smt 💔

Edit: I'm not an Eretlout account y'all 😭

Edit 2: guys, it's not a ship post 😭💔

[one-paper-bag]

reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[hauntedidolshield]

@s1renflesh @iwantwings44 @the-queer-seas-blog @rotting-in-red @sourcarmellia @jirai-till @dazaisfavbitch @iliamoriae @idinee @novapsa23 @k4mi-noai @sneakyserpentsilvy @limousinecatblog @randomassidlotidk

Open tag

[mayoyonee]

ouuuuuu.. thanks for tag… 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

@snowy-nights-alone @angel-pd @birdres @slitneyspears @lowoffline @notevilhanamurafuyume @tia2jirai-neko @hpdamechan @comfort-indulgence @angelfies @stqrrin

[stqrrin]

im blushing

@mo0rbiiid @senketsuaakochan @cringefail-loserfail2 @goredtears @plkadawts @twilightb3rri @crucifysorrow @vampiriqqkiss @birdres @iryoukawa @angelfies @slitneyspears

i feel rlly bad for tagging people 😢

and i cant remember everyone

[twilightb3rri]

omg staawwppp is that me?🥹🥹 hehehe tysm

@blvshy-tears @senketsuaakochan @crucifysorrow @xevarine @espritt13

um um um probably other moots i forgot dont shoot me plz i hav a horrible memory i love all u guyys

[espritt13]

OMG ME?? YAYAY

@senketsuaakochan @songwolfwildblogs @crucifysorrow @kamijoheart @gh0stcvlt @blvshy-tears @fivesewerratsinasuit @thatchluvshorror @pilvislament!

[fivesewerratsinasuit]

:D

@zwbiie @buggmaster @ghost-the-guy @nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @solnste-boy

[ghost-the-guy]

woah its me... i haven't been active lately sorry about that, but @m1l0-58 again i havent been active so..

[m1l0-58]

being the only tag feels so special tysm 😭

(Also ik for a fact another moot tagged me in this but i never did it cuz i got too busy w stuff-)

@scar-stained-glass @officialsolangelo @the-modern-shakespeare @thatdangspacenerd @noelgrubershungryhombremeal @writingnotes520 + literally every single one of my moots

i love all of you <3

[thatdangspacenerd]

@eating-the-sand @crunchy-bisquit @collie-starblind @this-mutant-kid @iateallyourchapsticks @floofypinkfox and of course you Milo, and obviously all of my moots even if I don't interact much

[collie-starblind]

@ratseathumans @evil-serialjaywalker @mozimonzter @girlsnap @alienfromthedeepsea @ariszi @chloe-silver @hv-solver and all of my moots I forgot your usernames I'm sorry

[chloe-silver]

omg tttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sm for tagging me whaaaaaaaaaaaat omgomg uhh @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @anetherealdawn @deadwo0d @the-colors-of-venus @lunarockss im so sorry if i forgot youuuuuuuuu :(

[deadwo0d]

ty for tagging !! @harrowharr0w @starless--city @illmadekn1ght @himawari-candyy @stuffedsand

@two-rings @mukuroom @supercplx @seariii @biblically-accu-rat

@anetherealdawn @i-welded-ur-genitals-shut @coffee-without-anesthetics and uh. everyone else who i didn’t tag ! my memory isn’t that good

[harrowharr0w]

awwwww thank you arte…. i tag you back… @rose022 @supercplx @mukuroom @lylacynth13 @liamastatine

@freddy-owo @drop--pop--candy @louisehedgehog @miscgallery

@moedimorphism @kitchenaidmixer02 @fatherfigurefusion @anonymous-furryy and anyone else i forgot… im sorry… i love you all

[fatherfigurefusion]

AWWW! Thanks for the love, Liu!

Anyways, here are some of my personal favorites (although I love all of my moots)!:

@mythgirlimagines @peckforlovingheck @rachelcommitscrimes @lordcryosrealmoftrash @starlightscarsyt @applesauce1739 @runawaysfromthepride @utsukurou @deersgutss @star3synth @finsettoland @blueshinyjellyfish @our-six-saints @caramelmochacrow @lostmotivation2draw @kirakirasayaka @insanityzones

[insanityzones]

FUSION OMG I AM HONORED???

tagging you back, and some others too!

@fatherfigurefusion, @never-ending-carnival / @that-becca-fangirl, @rozenwoods, @googlyeyedlucy, @fuzzylobster, @our-six-saints, @rickythegreenbean, @parasolyaa, @trogocytotrans

and my irls whose tumblrs i know: @poetsinnyc & @enter-name-here-627!

[trogocytotrans]

thank youuuuuu

my tags, literally no pressure to carry this on if you don't want to!

@ryleecranee @pink-slay @multishipper33 @gaylordthethird @androgynous-bhajipav @jezabatlovesbats @unfunny-raccoon @thetyrannytranny @willgrahamsfatass @frogmerthur

🌈

[multishipper33]

@its-that-gay-fox @strawbxrrypies @the-canary-wives @abolisolation

[the-canary-wives]

@amillefolium @verdantdrawzstories @jimmysbrainandsoul @poppitron360 @pompommii @bobaenderpearl @pixelfishh

no pressure to respond or anything, just to let you know that you are loved, and i would like consider you a friend of mine <3

(and back atcha, mads!!)

[poppitron360]

@nominalbuddie @elementalmasterofships @verdantglow @allsoulnocoal @azure-skies-with-sun @extinguished-son @raynilikescats

[extinguished-son]

@watercolor-rainclouds @taloragaming @caramelised-vampling

Please don't feel pressured to respond. I just think you guys are cool.

[caramelised-vampling]

@cityofangeisislying @lavender-bonbon @lavender-bonbon @knightsofnicola @fyckyeahcats @lady-mordem @allhailgoldenchicken @bykerbitch16 @thislentillikesreading1 and any others who brain won't think of rn, you guys are all awesome, ilysm and no pressure to respond obviously!

[thislentillikesreading1]

@lia-thetulip @temerity14 @gointhevoid @qpelectsxts @xx-forest-of-stars-xx

Awesome mutual!

[gointhevoid]

@i-am-trashyy @not-a-gay-fangodess @autism-homosex

Love seeing yall when u pop up

[i-am-trashyy]

Thanks

@sharkinthewild @cyborgclone17 @im-garbage-trust @hawkeyedoodles @catdisguisedasaduck @kittyofthestarz @makeitfast9052 @moonlitepaws and so much more

[cyborgclone17]

@mirakagekoko @myra-x3 @bummerdudes @sidequest-official @just-your-average-enigma @chaos-triangle @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @tf2anddeltarunefan @1nkyraven

[bummerdudes]

@jestaargm @liahdraw @bread-box-ing @george-cooper-official @evilgremlin123

sorry if there’s not as many cyborg took mine 👉👈

[evilgremlin123]

@bummerdudes @chewed-up-venison @warri0r0fthemind @lalalooney @dolldose @the-daily-grimborn @crag-the-caveman @pocketss and SO many more

[warri0r0fthemind]

@toxicitytea @hugosmybbg@depressedtoasterwhoshigh @eaterofdust @plinkoplinko @frostedflakes52

and a lot more

[toxicitytea]

@magg0tjuice @eaterofdust @divinityugly @depressedtoasterwhoshigh @faeriiiii1i1i @sattbowie @reallyprofoundkryptonite @duoatomica @ziggityzigg

And a lot of others :]

[eaterofdust]

@fanaticdragonrider @master-of-stupidity @aradragonknow @tysonrunningfox @uh-thatsquestionable @ilovetuffnutthornston @peklevanchikk @dragons-of-jotunheim @foolish-rat @gr4v3-w0rms @kiraizcoolz @local-dragon-haunt @citrusraptor1200 @valkalover @narrativecontradictions + all of my moots tagged by prev (and, really, all my moots in general)

[valkalover]

@talotriestohuman @shesgonepostal @holybagelsstuff @leobladelirious @armins-w1fe @shakespeare-intheflesh @achillesisnotcomingdown @lukesunsets @shitpost-it-tristan

[talotriestohuman]

Omg I feel so honoured 😭😭 but yis, here is mine :33

@valkalover @julesisblue @mx-dragon-faye @mdoodlerfandomart

(I'm so sorry for the @ but I admire you all so much =v=)

[valkalover]

Stoick i so slfuciing hanssome… He is so intimidating wnd I absolutely love thay. Mybmean and scary wofe, I need to rewatch the films again and again just so I can see him on the screen like kts the first time in my whole life. He will punch a Monsteous Nihtmare with his bare hands and I will find tjat absolutly attractive 🫶

[valkalover]

Drunken Ramblings 2: Electric Boogaloo

(ft. a friend)

[talotriestohuman]

THATS ME :00

[valkalover]

Stoick i so slfuciing hanssome… He is so intimidating wnd I absolutely love thay. Mybmean and scary wofe, I need to rewatch the films again and again just so I can see him on the screen like kts the first time in my whole life. He will punch a Monsteous Nihtmare with his bare hands and I will find tjat absolutly attractive 🫶

[talotriestohuman]

YOU TELL 'EM GIRL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[talotriestohuman]

Excuse my Steven universe posting, but like, if anyone has heard of the crystal called crocoite, it's an orangeish red lead chromate material, and usually the clusters are very small, with needle like crystals attached to a black base stone-

BUT my point is, despite them being fragile, that are LEAD and they are SHARP so I had this idea for a lithe or beefy crocoite gem that might have served under one of the diamonds as some sort of enforcer or a battle gem, primarily used to clear out organic life, could just be me tho-

I actually have a crocoite OC, I'm in the process of drawing her rn lol

[talotriestohuman]

Finished :3

This is a different au, where gold and silver are also in the diamond authority-

[talotriestohuman]

Excuse my Steven universe posting, but like, if anyone has heard of the crystal called crocoite, it's an orangeish red lead chromate material, and usually the clusters are very small, with needle like crystals attached to a black base stone-

BUT my point is, despite them being fragile, that are LEAD and they are SHARP so I had this idea for a lithe or beefy crocoite gem that might have served under one of the diamonds as some sort of enforcer or a battle gem, primarily used to clear out organic life, could just be me tho-

I actually have a crocoite OC, I'm in the process of drawing her rn lol

[talotriestohuman]

Modern AU Eret but with a chunky rottie named either the sweetest name or the most edgy teenager name you have ever heard.

Said rottie being one of skullcrusher's puppies at first- and it just WOULD NOT leave him alone when he visited hiccup- like following him around and insisting on being in his arms/on his lap the ENTIRE TIME. And then crying when he leaves-

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Now I'm gonna go make my oc x canon ship kiss of you need me.

[markerofthemidnight]

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now